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I'm not going to get bitter over my lack of it.

She's a fecking pilot?
That's so cool.

I have a friend who is training to be a pilot in New Zealand.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 26 2010, 10:52 PM GMT

I have a friend who is training to be a pilot in New Zealand.

Flying Doctor?

No. Commercial pilot.

Cheers guys. I have to admit I find the pilot bit rather sexy too. To spice things up we often roleplay 'Pilot & Jihadist'... Whilst I record a "last will and testament" video in the nude, to watch later, she dresses up in her Captain's uniform and locks herself in the "cabin" (bathroom) "flying the plane" (sitting on the toilet holding a 9" dildo). Then, when she least suspects it, I start screaming, break down the bathroom door, and attempt to overpower her with my "box cutter"...

It's all just good, clean, sexy fun. :) Errr

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 26 2010, 10:55 PM GMT

No. Commercial pilot.

She now works for a commercial airline, but used to work for a company flying private jets all over the world. Very envious, as through doing so she's flown and met such VIPs such Johnny Depp, Beyonce, Arnold Schwarzennegger and Paul Mayhew Archer! :O

How did you meet her, Tim? And keep it short as I'm off to watch Starship Troopers 3: Marauder in a minute.

Quote: chipolata @ December 26 2010, 10:59 PM GMT

How did you meet her, Tim?

In AA.

Johnny Depp!!!!!!!!!!

I bet she has a really cool hat.

I think private jet pilot for celebs must be one of the very coolest jobs in the world.

Quote: zooo @ December 26 2010, 11:04 PM GMT

I think private jet pilot for celebs must be one of the very coolest jobs in the world.

I'm sure the novelty wears off soon. The pay must be even cooler.

Well the pay is part of the initial coolness!

Yes, it must be truely awesome to be a plane chauffeur!

Does Arnie say I'll be back when he deplanes?

STRESS! Someone needs to make this better.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 26 2010, 11:00 PM GMT

In AA.

Is that a joke? Laughing out loud Errr :D

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