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Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 26 2010, 9:38 PM GMT

I put a picture of my onesie feets on faceboob. Not going to put a full picture up though cause I look like a telly tubby!

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What's wrong with Teletubbies?

They're all kind of naughty, sexy, badness with atennas

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 26 2010, 9:40 PM GMT

Tim is working his way through the books he received for Christmas. Much enjoyment to be found in The Thick Of It: The Missing DoSAC Files. Had a cursory glance at the Extras script book (but script books not really my thing thesedays - reading scripts just reminds me I should be writing them). Not really touching the book on Peter Cook that my brother bought me (I've already been bought the same book two times before as a Christmas/birthday present.)

In other present news, Tim has deposited a very large of boyfriend brownie points in the bank, as a result of the limited-edition Karen Millen coat he bought his girlfriend for Christmas. (P.S. Can anyone lend me money for food? )

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Girlfriend? Since when mr Darkhorse?

(gives up sewing 1 hectare square Tim Walker sympathy blanket)

Quote: sootyj @ December 26 2010, 10:03 PM GMT

Girlfriend? Since when mr Darkhorse?

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Since the heat surrounding the people trafficking routes from Eastern Europe died down...

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 26 2010, 10:09 PM GMT

Since the heat surrounding the people trafficking routes from Eastern Europe died down...

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Trade is good.

Yeh I endud up with a tactical nuclear warhead and a copy of Debski does Dubrovnik.

Europe is inches away from an apocalyptic wanking armagedon.

Quote: Gavin @ December 26 2010, 10:11 PM GMT

Trade is good.

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Aren't the Welsh sending women to Rumania?

In all seriousness... four months now. She's lovely and is also an airline pilot. Sex and limitless duty-free fags, what more could a man want?

Quote: sootyj @ December 26 2010, 10:12 PM GMT

Aren't the Welsh sending women to Rumania?

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Trade is good.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 26 2010, 10:14 PM GMT

In all seriousness... four months now. She's lovely and is also an airline pilot. Sex and limitless duty-free fags, what more could a man want?

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A sandwich?

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 26 2010, 10:14 PM GMT

In all seriousness... four months now. She's lovely and is also an airline pilot. Sex and limitless duty-free fags, what more could a man want?

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Congrats mate. Lucky lass. (Thats what your meant to say right?)

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 26 2010, 10:14 PM GMT

In all seriousness... four months now. She's lovely and is also an airline pilot. Sex and limitless duty-free fags, what more could a man want?

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Cool and it sounds like a 1980s detective series.

He was an anethatist comedy writer
She was a sexy airline pilot

Together they spell justice!

Knock out and knock out coming soon to ITV.

I'm very happy to hear that Tim has found a slice of happiness.

I remember my univ professor on the subject of women pilots.

"My wife has enough problems with 2 dimensions behind the wheel. What would she do if she has to go up to 3?"

Your professor was Jim Davidson's script writer?

He could easily have been.

there was another story about the woman air traffic controler and turn left when you pass central park.

Quote: Ben @ December 26 2010, 10:22 PM GMT

I'm very happy to hear that Tim has found a slice of happiness.

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You and f**king happiness, Ben!