British Comedy Guide

Kunt and the Gang

Kunt and the Gang are currently No. 66 in the festive countdown after a full on internet campaign with a song called "Use my Arseh*le as a C*nt".

There are seven versions of the song available for download including a Nick Clegg version about his deal with the Tories which has now been banned by iTunes. Despite the fact they were selling it last week and would have made decent money of it.

Purely out of spite for Twat Of The Year, Reggie Yates, Kunt would like to hear him squirm on Sunday if it gets into the Top 40. As there's no way he can announce the record without breaking broadcasting guidelines. Even if he announces the song as "use my" he's still got to say the band name. (childish you bet!)

This week's single chart is historically the lowest selling number of records all year so it won't take much to get it in the 40.

If you can spare 79p for the cause please visit Amazon music downloads or try one of the other versions still available from iTunes.

You may also wish to go to YouTube and search for Kunt and the Gang. Some of his videos views are measured in the hundreds of thousands.

No, because I'm not a student c**t.

You are, Ben. Not a student c**t. (800th post, yay)

Kunt's show was easily the best show I saw at the Edinburgh Fringe this year.

Simon Donald from Viz came out of the show one night and said "honest to God there were points when I thought I was going to shit myself laughing".

The recorded stuff isn't as funny as the live stuff in my opinion but that's always the case.

There's already a thread about this Kunt:

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/19529/

Started on 14th Dec.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 23 2010, 4:07 PM GMT

There's already a thread about this Kunt:

What a shocking waste of internet!

Also, the correct spelling is "C**t" (as any f**ker knows). The standards of literacy in this country are simply appalling nowadays. Angry

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 23 2010, 4:07 PM GMT

There's already a thread about this Kunt:

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/19529/

Started on 14th Dec.

And guess who started both of them . .

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 23 2010, 8:20 PM GMT

And guess who started both of them . .

Some c**t?

Quote: Ben @ December 22 2010, 7:23 PM GMT

No, because I'm not a student c**t.

Nor me, nor do I have a tiresomely juvenile interest in naughty words or think it's cool to try and say them or write them in public or confuse them with wit and humour and comedy.

Obviously, Kipper being slang for c**t.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 24 2010, 12:05 AM GMT

Obviously, Kipper being slang for c**t.

F**k my kipper, you dirty kipper?

What a c**t! F**k me! Dirty f*****g B*****d! Eat my s***! P**s f*****g c****n* **********s. And ***** he* p****s c**t.

Sorry for the language, but it needed to be said.

If this thread was a racehorse with a broken leg it would have been sorted by now.

I quite like that song. I have brought a copy for my In-laws.

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