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Crossbow Killer gets Life

Stephen Griffiths has been jailed for life for the murders of three women who worked as prostitutes in Bradford.

After his arrest, he told people working as police officers: "I've killed loads."

Another man, working as a judge in a building operating as Leeds Crown Court told Griffiths he would spend the rest of his life in buildings operating as prisons.

....and spend a lot of his time in a tiny room operating as a cell, being beaten up and rogered senseless by other men operating (not working) as fellow prisoners.

How do you kill a crossbow?

Quote: Chappers @ December 22 2010, 4:12 PM GMT

How do you kill a crossbow?

With a Smith and Western.

He's not eating in prison

well duh

He was a cannibal serial killer, I suspect porridge is no substitute.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 10:33 AM GMT

Stephen Griffiths has been jailed for life for the murders of three women who worked as prostitutes in Bradford.

After his arrest, he told people working as police officers: "I've killed loads."

Another man, working as a judge in a building operating as Leeds Crown Court told Griffiths he would spend the rest of his life in buildings operating as prisons.

This isn't working as satire.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 10:33 AM GMT

Stephen Griffiths has been jailed for life for the murders of three women who worked as prostitutes in Bradford.

After his arrest, he told people working as police officers: "I've killed loads."

Another man, working as a judge in a building operating as Leeds Crown Court told Griffiths he would spend the rest of his life in buildings operating as prisons.

Quote: Badge @ December 22 2010, 10:08 PM GMT

That actually did make me laugh! Laughing out loud

Marc P left an essentially identical message re my highly-amusing satire a few minutes after I posted it.

His words of appreciation later vanished mysteriously.

Groupies can be very fickle.

Eh?

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 10:30 PM GMT

Groupies can be very fickle.

My fan club subscription was returned address unknown.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 10:30 PM GMT

Marc P left an essentially identical message re my highly-amusing satire a few minutes after I posted it.

His words of appreciation later vanished mysteriously.

Groupies can be very fickle.

Eh?

Bloomin' 'eck, can you all stop deleting your posts? It makes me look like a mentalist.

Crossbow Killer gets life. His victims got death. Doesn't seem fair, really.

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