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Why bother?

Well.....

Because breasts are worth it?

Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2010, 1:44 PM GMT

Well.....

Why not?

Quote: Ben @ December 24 2010, 1:50 PM GMT

Because breasts are worth it?

Not in the current economic climate.

I opened a breast-augmentation clinic but it went tits up.

I opened a breast-augmentation clinic

Me too but I was too fast and keen with the scalpel - maybe you have noticed a nip in the air

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ December 24 2010, 3:39 PM GMT

Me too but I was too fast and keen with the scalpel - maybe you have noticed a nip in the air

I have.

Last night, I saw a young man searching through my surgery's wheelie bin.

I asked him what he was doing and he threw a wobbler.

Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2010, 1:44 PM GMT

Well.....

Well, if you don't bother to do X then you have to bother to do Y in its place.

You can't not bother to not do anything . . . . I think.

Because I am worth it.
Now where the f**k are my f**king chocolates.

I didn't.

:S I did, just slipped up on discarded wrapping paper, thus spilling glass of brandy. Cat won't eat turkey bits, my present was too small, gave away all my fags.
Cenntral heating gone off!, big headache coming on.
Have to visit grumpy father tommorrow... WHY?..

Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2010, 1:44 PM GMT

Well.....

I didn't know you did, sooty...

Only as a profession

nah I dunno maybe after 3 years and made about as much progress as Nick Griffin has with winning a limbo cum Barmitzvah contest

well do have one interesting project on the boil, but that's it.

Just sometimes wonder why bother...?

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