Quote: Oldrocker @ December 16 2010, 11:57 PM GMTSports Personality of the Year
Who gives a f*ck?
Apart from all the sporting luvvies
'Sports personality' sounds like an oxymoron to me.
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Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 8:01 PM GMTClearly, I need to go into partnership with Chappers if I am to have any hopes of success with my current project 'Carry On 2011'
He is the king, queen, prince, CoUNT and lady-in-waiting of puns. Many have tried but none have equalled.
Drafts. There's one on me now and I'm not sure where it's from.
Well, according to my research - which is based entirely on watching Living TV's Most Haunted - the draft is probably caused by an evil spirit from the 16th Century.
I sense that this draft-ghost enjoyed killing, taking pleasure in his victims' suffering (rather like Chris Moyles) and would kill again if he was able. Beware, Chip, beware! 
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 23 2010, 11:56 PM GMTWell, according to my research - which is based entirely on watching Living TV's Most Haunted - the draft is probably caused by an evil spirit from the 16th Century. I sense that this draft-ghost enjoyed killing, taking pleasure in his victims' suffering (rather like Chris Moyles) and would kill again if he was able. Beware, Chip, beware!
(You'll feel guilty if I am brutally slaughtered tonight by spirits, though)
Quote: chipolata @ December 24 2010, 12:05 AM GMT(You'll feel guilty if I am brutally slaughtered tonight by spirits, though)
You're right, I would feel very guilty. Guilt tinged with a slight sense on pride in my exceptional powers of prognostication. 
People who delete stuff from the Sky box before you've watched it. 
James Cotter Facebook updates. Enough is enough. *deletes*
Quote: Ben @ December 24 2010, 7:49 PM GMTJames Cotter Facebook updates. Enough is enough. *deletes*
Now now Mr Ben, play nice.
Quote: Ben @ December 24 2010, 7:49 PM GMTJames Cotter Facebook updates. Enough is enough. *deletes*
There's been a lot lately.
Drunks. 
Murdoch
From the A Team?
No.
From SKY !
"spit"
Other Murdoch free TV solutions are available.
He's in his eighties. Unless he's done a deal with el diablo he'll be dead soon. Ish.