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Quote: Oldrocker @ December 16 2010, 11:57 PM GMT

Sports Personality of the Year

Who gives a f*ck?

Apart from all the sporting luvvies

'Sports personality' sounds like an oxymoron to me.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 8:01 PM GMT

Clearly, I need to go into partnership with Chappers if I am to have any hopes of success with my current project 'Carry On 2011'

He is the king, queen, prince, CoUNT and lady-in-waiting of puns. Many have tried but none have equalled.

Drafts. There's one on me now and I'm not sure where it's from.

Well, according to my research - which is based entirely on watching Living TV's Most Haunted - the draft is probably caused by an evil spirit from the 16th Century.

I sense that this draft-ghost enjoyed killing, taking pleasure in his victims' suffering (rather like Chris Moyles) and would kill again if he was able. Beware, Chip, beware! :O :(

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 23 2010, 11:56 PM GMT

Well, according to my research - which is based entirely on watching Living TV's Most Haunted - the draft is probably caused by an evil spirit from the 16th Century. I sense that this draft-ghost enjoyed killing, taking pleasure in his victims' suffering (rather like Chris Moyles) and would kill again if he was able. Beware, Chip, beware! :O :(

:D (You'll feel guilty if I am brutally slaughtered tonight by spirits, though)

Quote: chipolata @ December 24 2010, 12:05 AM GMT

(You'll feel guilty if I am brutally slaughtered tonight by spirits, though)

:( You're right, I would feel very guilty. Guilt tinged with a slight sense on pride in my exceptional powers of prognostication. :)

People who delete stuff from the Sky box before you've watched it. Angry

James Cotter Facebook updates. Enough is enough. *deletes*

Quote: Ben @ December 24 2010, 7:49 PM GMT

James Cotter Facebook updates. Enough is enough. *deletes*

Now now Mr Ben, play nice.

Quote: Ben @ December 24 2010, 7:49 PM GMT

James Cotter Facebook updates. Enough is enough. *deletes*

:D There's been a lot lately.

Drunks. Rolling eyes

Murdoch

From the A Team?

No.

From SKY !

"spit"

Other Murdoch free TV solutions are available.

He's in his eighties. Unless he's done a deal with el diablo he'll be dead soon. Ish.

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