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Why don't you deny Aaron sex if he doesn't type up your dictations?

(dictation snigger)

Unimpressed

Sooty is the lowest common denominator.

Low I maybe, common I ain't

Ben is looking forward to his Christmas buffet at work tomorrow.

Working on Christmas Eve? :(

How many mini quiches will you be able to hide in your pcokets?

Sootyj is off his work and off his meds!

Quote: bigfella @ December 23 2010, 8:19 PM GMT

Working on Christmas Eve? :(

There's a lot of toys for all the good boys and girls to be made still

Robyn's nan has successfully pissed off the whole family! Merry Christmas!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 23 2010, 8:24 PM GMT

Robyn's nan has successfully pissed on the whole family! Merry Christmas!

That is impressive

Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2010, 8:25 PM GMT

That is impressive

Lowest. Common. Denominator.

You're like the Iceland Party Platter of the forum world.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 23 2010, 8:28 PM GMT

You're like the Iceland Party Platter of the forum world.

The centre piece of your Christmas?

Now I am touched.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 23 2010, 8:24 PM GMT

Robyn's nan has successfully pissed off the whole family! Merry Christmas!

What did she dooo?

Quote: bigfella @ December 23 2010, 8:19 PM GMT

Working on Christmas Eve? :(

Well I could have taken some holiday, but I'd rather use it for something fun.

What does your job actually do>?

At my last job I wasn't allowed to take holiday over Christmas. I was most perturbed! At the two jobs before that I always booked one or two weeks off. It is morally wrong to make people work at Christmas. :(

(Unless they are posties or Elves.)

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