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Quote: Gavin @ December 23 2010, 4:08 PM GMT

What the fook is a MIMA?

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Middlesbrough Institute of Modern Art (say it three times and try not to laugh).

Quote: zooo @ December 23 2010, 4:45 PM GMT

*kills self as was just about to make same joke as sooty*

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Sucks to be you!

Quote: zooo @ December 23 2010, 5:03 PM GMT

I'm Jewish?

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Sucks to be you!

Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2010, 5:28 PM GMT

I'll miss this banter next time you go on a mysterious sabatical where you don't write a sitcom.

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It's mean but it's funny.

Quote: bigfella @ December 23 2010, 4:37 PM GMT

What's a forbiden planet as well?

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The last of the Science Fiction bookshops!

Though three-quarters of it is now toys like Startrek models, Vampirer Masks, Batman & Robin stuff etc etc, cos modern kids don't READ.

Quote: billwill @ December 23 2010, 5:42 PM GMT

The last of the Science Fiction bookshops!

Though three-quarters of it is now toys like Startrek models, Vampirer Masks, Batman & Robin stuff etc etc, cos modern kids don't READ.

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There is a disturbing amount of Twilight stuff in the Newcastle one

I'm writing

As am I.

Well actually I am speaking and the computer is writing.

But it needs more training and I get even more frustrated with that than I do with the f**k ups it makes.

Why use headset? Isn't it as fast to.type?

What are you writing mate?

When it works, its honesty a whole lot quicker than typing and I type quite quick. And it spells words correctly. Unlike me.

Just a little idea I'm working on.

You?

Dragon? It's super fast.

Dragon. Yes.

But it does frustrate me with getting the words right.

How do you get on?

How much is that?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 23 2010, 5:41 PM GMT

Middlesbrough Institute of Modern Arse

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Pwoor I like an arse, but I love a modern arse

Quote: zooo @ December 23 2010, 7:41 PM GMT

How much is that?

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It was £70 quid I think.

When Miss Wicks tells me how to set it up right it will be super!

Ouch.
I've always wanted one of those though.
If only I'd thought of it before Christmas!

I've got it on my work laptop. Don't use it often, but it's rather good. You need to make sure you correct every error though or it learns ad habits.