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Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 23 2010, 4:04 PM GMT

They even have a STARBUCKS! Plus they've got MIMA now, which is fairly cultutred (by Northern standards)

What the fook is a MIMA?

What's a forbiden planet as well?

Uranus

nb after half an hours efforts I got a photo of a very hair arse into the face of that elf yourself doodad.

Except it now wants a fiver for me to post it on facebook

Oh well at least it entertained me for a while

Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2010, 4:44 PM GMT

Uranus

*kills self as was just about to make same joke as sooty*

Being only senior manager in sucks so badly. Having to let everyone else go home before yourself!

Senior manager eh?

Bit of a name drop

Bet you've got the key to the biscuit tin AND the photocopier

(Sootyj is also a senior manager he has a badge, a hat and a tin drum to make sure people respect him)

Quote: zooo @ December 23 2010, 4:45 PM GMT

*kills self as was just about to make same joke as sooty*

Zooo I am your father.

Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2010, 4:52 PM GMT

Senior manager eh?

Bit of a name drop

Bet you've got the key to the biscuit tin AND the photocopier

(Sootyj is also a senior manager he has a badge, a hat and a tin drum to make sure people respect him)

I have a horn.

And THE horn right now.

What for a fellow senior manager eh?

Here's some hot, hot buzz words

insentivize, appraisal, harrassment...

Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2010, 4:52 PM GMT

Zooo I am your father.

:O :O :O

I'm Jewish?

I have the keys to everything.

Quote: zooo @ December 23 2010, 5:03 PM GMT

:O :O :O

I'm Jewish?

I'm Jewish?

I thought I was a dark lord of the sith.

I'm Sithish?

It's a bit icky out there now. The snow has lost its crisp whitness.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2010, 4:53 PM GMT

I have a horn.

And THE horn right now.

I've two cream horns in the fridge. I'll have one later.

Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2010, 5:09 PM GMT

It's a bit icky out there now. The snow has lost its crisp whitness.

I've two cream horns in the fridge. I'll have one later.

Who's the other one for? A well behaved child?

Quote: Ben @ December 23 2010, 5:24 PM GMT

Who's the other one for? A well behaved child?

I'll miss this banter next time you go on a mysterious sabatical where you don't write a sitcom.

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