Quote: EllieJP @ December 22 2010, 10:05 AM GMT
VV is presuming you are going to expose yourself in the Red Light District.
The Snow Thread. Page 3
I reckon that we're in for two more bad winters, it seems to go in four year cycles
The global warming t*ssers appear to have gone quiet !
The last time we had two awful winters side-by-side was when Mike and Bernie were alive.
That was snow joke..... >_<
Quote: Oldrocker @ December 23 2010, 12:23 AM GMTThe global warming t*ssers appear to have gone quiet !
Back to the drawing board for those pricks. The 'a polar bear floats into a bar' joke looks redundant now.
Quote: billwill @ December 23 2010, 12:03 AM GMTVV is presuming you are going to expose yourself in the Red Light District.
Ah, thanks for explaining that billwill.
Sorry VV, you must have mistaken me for your mother.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2010, 8:33 AM GMTAh, thanks for explaining that billwill.
Sorry VV, you must have mistaken me for your mother.
When youre there, look out for the T shirt I spotted in a shop. I wanted to buy it but was on my way home and shop was closed....
it said....
'If it's got tits or wheels...it's gonna cause you problems'
It would have been great for me, because at the time I was having big issues with my disabled girlfriend....and she had tits AND wheels.
Unfortunately, the wheels were more attractive than the tits - but hey! On the upside, I could borrow her chair to get to and from the pub - AND know that she couldn't go out behind my back. Plus, if I administered too much Rohypnol whilst out, I had a means of transportation for my new friend.
Happy days.
Unfortunately Juan, I'm heading to South Holland to visit relatives.... so won't be able to find you your t-shirt.
Also, maybe I have had too much Jimmy Carr crudeness but I didn't find that funny. At all.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2010, 9:06 AM GMTUnfortunately Juan, I'm heading to South Holland to visit relatives....
Do you have a bit of Danish in you then, E?
Ummmm *Dutch.
And no, my sister has. 
Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2010, 10:06 AM GMTDo you have a bit of Danish in you then, E?
I don't think Holland is in Denmark chip old bean. 
Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2010, 9:06 AM GMTUnfortunately Juan, I'm heading to South Holland to visit relatives.... so won't be able to find you your t-shirt.
Also, maybe I have had too much Jimmy Carr crudeness but I didn't find that funny. At all.
A fellow clogger?
Thats you me and Curt from the low countries
Quote: Marc P @ December 23 2010, 10:07 AM GMTI don't think Holland is in Denmark chip old bean.
I'm hungover from yesterday. I'm forgiven.
I'll forgive you.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2010, 9:06 AM GMTUnfortunately Juan, I'm heading to South Holland to visit relatives.... so won't be able to find you your t-shirt.
Also, maybe I have had too much Jimmy Carr crudeness but I didn't find that funny. At all.
Yeah this t-shirt was in southern Holland - Eindhoven actually - so if you see it?
My girlfriend didnt find it funny either - must be a male thing?
Hope you get there - and have fun 
Quote: Juan Kerr @ December 23 2010, 8:48 AM GMTWhen youre there, look out for the T shirt I spotted in a shop. I wanted to buy it but was on my way home and shop was closed....
it said....
'If it's got tits or wheels...it's gonna cause you problems'
It would have been great for me, because at the time I was having big issues with my disabled girlfriend....and she had tits AND wheels.
You made me spit out my mineral water 
Best thing I've read on here in a while.