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Cheryl Cole vampire

A BOSOMY VIRGIN IS SLEEPING IN A BED WITH HER NECK EXPOSED ALA CLASSIC HAMMER HORROR FILMS

DRACULA LEANS OVER HER HIS TEETH EXPOSED READY TO POUNCE

GRAMS
Dramatic vampire music.

CAMERA PANS TO CHERYL COLE WHO HAS A TEST TUBE AND A LITMUS PAPER

CHERYL
I'm not fookin' eat that till I get her blood type alreet

... confused? I know I am.

She's on blood type diet

Not a Heat reader are we....

Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2010, 10:03 PM GMT

Not a Heat reader are we....

F**ks sake Sooty I hope not what with the sophisticated types we get in critique wayay and oop the toon.

it's a bit of a leap Soots, nice idea though.

Mark P is it true you drink Newky Brown and f**ked Betty Boop

Quote: Marc P @ December 22 2010, 10:30 PM GMT

wayay and oop the toon.

You're a monster

Not my best sketch may have another go with a longer version that I ditched

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