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People referring to Africa as a country.

It's a failed state isn't it?

or is it Bonno's holiday home?

I forget.

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2010, 10:52 PM GMT

You're pretty.

Awww thanks Soots!

Quote: Trabs @ December 21 2010, 10:54 PM GMT

People referring to Africa as a country.

That really bugs me too, so ignorant.

Happy Christmas. It's Merry Christmas and a 'Happy' New Year peeps.

Quote: roscoff @ December 22 2010, 9:46 AM GMT

Happy Christmas. It's Merry Christmas and a 'Happy' New Year peeps.

Happy Holidays! :D

Quote: Trabs @ December 21 2010, 10:54 PM GMT

People referring to Africa as a country.

Country? Continent?

Call it what you want, it's just a colossal land mass where the indigenous population - human and animal alike - are equally likely to kill you.

Happy Debtmas infidels.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 9:54 AM GMT

Country? Continent?

Call it what you want, it's just a colossal land mass where the indigenous population - human and animal alike - are equally likely to kill you.

Rolling eyes Rolling eyes

Quote: AngieBaby @ December 21 2010, 10:49 PM GMT

A guy once sneezed on my foot on the tube, I flipped and we had to be separated by another commuter. He might have been a foot taller than me, but he was going down.

Do we really need to know that?

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 16 2010, 2:12 PM GMT

I use Arial in the hope of becoming prosperous.

Mind you don't lose your tempest.

Quote: Loopey @ December 22 2010, 4:36 PM GMT

Mind you don't lose your tempest.

My tempest fugitted a long time ago.

And why are you wearing a solid gold deep-sea-diving helmet in your profile pic?

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 6:41 PM GMT

My tempest fugitted a long time ago.

And why are you wearing a solid gold deep-sea-diving helmet in your profile pic?

Because my diamond encrusted one was in the wash.

Quote: Chappers @ December 22 2010, 4:16 PM GMT

Do we really need to know that?

Always with the one-track mind Chappers, that was a perfectly innocent comment... Whistling nnocently

Quote: AngieBaby @ December 21 2010, 10:49 PM GMT

A guy once sneezed on my foot on the tube, I flipped and we had to be separated by another commuter. He might have been a foot taller than me, but he was going down.

I saw no double entendre in that posting.

Clearly, I need to go into partnership with Chappers if I am to have any hopes of success with my current project 'Carry On 2011'

Oh Matron!

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