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The Snow Thread. Page 2

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2010, 11:33 PM GMT

Some how you look like you're gonna execute him and put the footage on Al jazeera

I may just subject him to some SnowBoarding.

Oooh nice one

Kick him in the snow balls?

Or lash him with hot streams of piss?

Well he won't be needing that Carrott where he's going if you know what I mean.
;)

Ellie needs the snow to go away so she can fly to Holland on Friday!

Quote: EllieJP @ December 22 2010, 9:55 AM GMT

Ellie needs the snow to go away so she can fly to Holland on Friday!

It must be really boring in that shop window.

Are you allowed read a book or listen to your iPod?

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 9:58 AM GMT

It must be really boring in that shop window.

Are you allowed read a book or listen to you iPod?

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Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 9:58 AM GMT

Are you allowed read a book or listen to you iPod?

Is this street speak?

Is you from South London?

:D

Is it cos I is careless?

You're Spanish?

Quote: EllieJP @ December 22 2010, 9:55 AM GMT

Ellie needs the snow to go away so she can fly to Holland on Friday!

It all depends on your airline, sadly. My friend got back home to Hong Kong yesterday but someone else I know can't get back to Singapore.

Snow causing havoc at Heathrow at time of year is nothing new, but it has been snowing in parts of Australia this week, so the woollen slipper boots are on in Summer. Fortunately the Australian government will introduce a tax on carbon to put a stop to crazy weather and any global warming.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 22 2010, 10:33 AM GMT

... but someone else I know can't get back to Singapore.

Count their blessings.

Quote: Marc P @ December 22 2010, 10:24 AM GMT

You're Spanish?

Some do say I'm a proper Charlie.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 22 2010, 9:55 AM GMT

Ellie needs the snow to go away so she can fly to Holland on Friday!

Just bring your broom indoors and it should have thawed out by then..... :P

Laughing out loud

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 22 2010, 10:38 AM GMT

Some do say I'm a proper Charlie.

juan-kerr!

Apparently a Heathrow spokes'person' partly blamed the catastrophe on 'snow ploughs being blocked-in by iced-up planes'.

Those bastard aeroplanes - if they werent there the runways could be cleared - and there'd be no delays!

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