British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 637

Quote: Gavin @ December 16 2010, 2:28 PM GMT

The letter "E"

Don't watch this weeks Sesame Street then. Errr

Quote: Leevil @ December 16 2010, 4:05 PM GMT

Don't watch this weeks Sesame Street then. Errr

Is it the Katy Perry one?

Isn't she on every week? She's the one in the trash can, right?

Quote: Leevil @ December 16 2010, 4:10 PM GMT

Isn't she on every week? She's the one in the trash can, right?

The Grouch! WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT! he was my role model as a kid. Much cooler than that glue sniffing Big Bird and his stupid socks.

Image

Sports Personality of the Year

Who gives a f*ck?

Apart from all the sporting luvvies like Clair Balding, Gary Linnaker, Sue Barker et al.

Angry

Yeah, apart from all the people who are interested in sport, who gives a f**k about Sports Personality of the Year? Angry

:D

People who don't put their hands in front of their mouths when coughing. Learn some manners you little piglets!

At the very least they should be tazered

At the very least they should be tazered

Quote: AngieBaby @ December 21 2010, 9:56 PM GMT

People who don't put their hands in front of their mouths when coughing. Learn some manners you little piglets!

Are we talking about your work colleagues again?

Or her boyfriend!
Ho ho. (Christmassy)

Quote: chipolata @ December 21 2010, 10:11 PM GMT

Are we talking about your work colleagues again?

Ha! My work colleagues wouldn't dare try any of that nonsense near me, I had one of them moved because they ate their fingernails and cold soup, I just couldn't handle it.

The comment was very firmly directed to the man opposite me on the tube.

That's mean

You're mean

I bet you give out deadlegs and stuff

(nb did they eat the cold soup and fingernails from the same bowl?)

Quote: AngieBaby @ December 21 2010, 10:30 PM GMT

Ha! My work colleagues wouldn't dare try any of that nonsense near me, I had one of them moved because they ate their fingernails and cold soup, I just couldn't handle it.

The comment was very firmly directed to the man opposite me on the tube.

One of my lecturers was complaining because a woman opposite him on the tube sneezed without covering her mouth, and he had to wipe his glasses clean. Sick

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2010, 10:43 PM GMT

One of my lecturers was complaining because a woman opposite him on the tube sneezed without covering her mouth, and he had to wipe his glasses clean. Sick

A guy once sneezed on my foot on the tube, I flipped and we had to be separated by another commuter. He might have been a foot taller than me, but he was going down.

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2010, 10:32 PM GMT

That's mean

You're mean

I bet you give out deadlegs and stuff

(nb did they eat the cold soup and fingernails from the same bowl?)

Ha! I know, I am such a cow!

But seriously, they ate cold soup, cold Indian and cold Chinese take-aways at their desks, with fingers that had spent more time in their mouths than their keyboards all day. It was sooooo groooossssss!

Sick

You're pretty tall was he Bigfoot? Bigfoot uses the tube? Bet the bastard gets a Freedom pass and everything.

Cold takeaways with fingers is pretty nasty.

Youare adjudged to be reasonable

Share this page