Quote: Lee Henman @ December 21 2010, 5:43 PM GMTJust marvelling at this image of a single snowflake blown-up under a microscope. Incredible...almost looks like it's been precision-engineered.
They are... by God. 
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Quote: Nil Putters @ December 21 2010, 5:45 PM GMTThey are... by God.
He must be one bored deity.
Quote: Lee Henman @ December 21 2010, 5:47 PM GMT
He must be one bored deity.
I expect he/she is. It made the Earth in 7 days, and since then they've done f**k all.
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 21 2010, 5:49 PM GMTIt made the Earth in 7 days.
*SIX*
Even lazier then.
Unless he/she was tidying up on the last day.
Resting
I'm getting a bollocking in a minute when Mrs Bigfella comes upstairs. I left the kitchen in a bit of a mess. I hear pans being slammed about.
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 21 2010, 5:56 PM GMTEven lazier then.
Unless he/she was tidying up on the last day.
Who know there are holes in Narnia as well. Its the same with all these fantasy books talking animals hairy blokes parting the ocean. Yawn.
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 21 2010, 5:56 PM GMTEven lazier then.
Unless he/she was tidying up on the last day.
On the last day he was filling in blanks in his 'to do' list:
"Watch Hitler murder 6 million Jews while I sit back with a cup of tea and do f**k all. Hobnobs or Digestives? Decide nearer the time."
I'm going to pretend to be on the phone to someone important. She might not shout then.
Ohhh big crash.....
I'm in trouble.....
All Christmas shopping complete - AWOOGA!
*Judd Nelson-style air punch*
If I don't get my bloody parcels by Christmas Eve, I won't be getting them until the 29th at the earliest.
Those lazy posties get 4 straight days off.
Quote: zooo @ December 21 2010, 9:28 PM GMTIf I don't get my bloody parcels by Christmas Eve, I won't be getting them until the 29th at the earliest. Those lazy posties get 4 straight days off.
As opposed to your 365 straight days off. 
Quote: chipolata @ December 21 2010, 9:38 PM GMTAs opposed to your 365 straight days off.
I wish!
Robyn cut her finger pretty badly earlier.