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Royal Mail's foreign owner to remove Queen's head from stamps

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339871/Royal-Mails-foreign-owner-remove-Queens-head-stamps.html

I've not even read the story. I just *know* it's 100% horseshit.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12041063

Government plans to block pornography "at source"

Quote: Gavin @ December 20 2010, 1:43 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12041063

Government plans to block pornography "at source"

"In response to the government proposal, Nicholas Lansman, secretary general of the Ispa industry body, said: "Ispa firmly believes that controls on children's access to the internet should be managed by parents and carers with the tools ISPs provide, rather than being imposed top-down.""

Yes.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 20 2010, 1:49 PM GMT

"In response to the government proposal, Nicholas Lansman, secretary general of the Ispa industry body, said: "Ispa firmly believes that controls on children's access to the internet should be managed by parents and carers with the tools ISPs provide, rather than being imposed top-down.""

Yes.

That sounds like common sense Nats. Get ready for the Government to wade in like bible thumping lunatics.

Quote: Gavin @ December 20 2010, 1:43 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12041063

Government plans to block pornography "at source"

C**ts.

Is what we won't be seeing anymore.

Quote: Gavin @ December 20 2010, 1:43 PM GMT

Government plans to block pornography "at source"

That sounds painful for the porn actors involved.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12052816

It's true, you know. We're working around the clock in ICU and, worryingly, are running low on supplies of Lemsip Max!! :O :(

Quote: Gavin @ December 20 2010, 1:43 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12041063

Government plans to block pornography "at source"

"This is not about pornography, it is about generalised censorship through the back door," said Mr Killock."

Pleased

Apparently, this is a genuine card, sent by Mdme Hurley.

Image

I understand the cast of Gavin and Stacey got a similar card from Ruth Jones - showing her with an enormous bear behind.

That man who said in court, 'I am the crossbow cannibal'. He was found guilty today.

Quote: chipolata @ December 21 2010, 5:54 PM GMT

That man who said in court, 'I am the crossbow cannibal'. He was found guilty today.

I guessed he was guilty: it was just a shot in the dark.

Trial by Facebook: http://gizmodo.com/5716595/man-wrongly-accused-of-murder-on-facebook-flees-home-after-an-angry-real-world-mob-shows-up

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 21 2010, 4:38 PM GMT

We're working around the clock in ICU

Here's a suggestion that might make life a bit easier for you all:

Move the clock!

Quote: Kenneth @ December 23 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

Trial by Facebook: http://gizmodo.com/5716595/man-wrongly-accused-of-murder-on-facebook-flees-home-after-an-angry-real-world-mob-shows-up

That's pretty harsh.

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