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The BCG Forum Awards 2010 Page 8

Quote: zooo @ December 20 2010, 5:59 PM GMT

a grown-up toddler

That's how I imagine Jake How.

MANCHILD

Quote: zooo @ December 20 2010, 5:39 PM GMT

You haven't heard of Kerry Katona? You lucky thing.

Unfortunately I have but didn't know she was in it.

Quote: chipolata @ December 19 2010, 6:44 PM GMT

Foul mouthed John Lucas 101 is the most missed.

Only by your good self, poofter.

Wave

I claim the award for semi-retired member whose left has gone to f**king balls.

Still, musn't grumble!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 20 2010, 7:03 PM GMT

Only by your good self, poofter.

Wave

You intimidate the others. I can see through your foul-mouthed grouchy exterior to the fluffy kitten beneath.

Quote: chipolata @ December 20 2010, 7:07 PM GMT

You intimidate the others. I can see through your foul-mouthed grouchy exterior to the fluffy kitten beneath.

Will that be the fluffy kitten I have stapled to my chest?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 20 2010, 7:09 PM GMT

Will that be the fluffy kitten I have stapled to my chest?

It's the closest you'll ever get to pus...already you're dragging me back into the gutter!

Anyway, I'm off to watch telly! See you again in three months! Wave

'The heavily-implied homoerotic sexual tensions displayed by Chip and John Lucas in conversation, were akin to the internet forum version of Bates and Reed wrestling naked in the movie 'Women In Love'...'

No sexual tension here, Tim. I've gone and spilt my dang load over this here qwerty keyboard. Pity I'm in the library.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 20 2010, 7:13 PM GMT

'The heavily-implied homoerotic sexual tensions displayed by Chip and John Lucas in conversation, were akin to the internet forum version of Bates and Reed wrestling naked in the movie 'Women In Love'...'

John Master Reed, and Chip . . .

We get the picture.

Quote: chipolata @ December 20 2010, 7:11 PM GMT

Anyway, I'm off to watch telly! See you again in three months! Wave

Telly? At this time of the evening? But The One Show has finished for the year. Emmerdale? Surely not.

Oh no, not ITV3!

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 20 2010, 7:13 PM GMT

'The heavily-implied homoerotic sexual tensions displayed by Chip and John Lucas in conversation, were akin to the internet forum version of Bates and Reed wrestling naked in the movie 'Women In Love'...'

Work on it you could have that same sort of homoerotic thing with Veronica!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 20 2010, 7:18 PM GMT

Telly? At this time of the evening? But The One Show has finished for the year. Emmerdale? Surely not. Oh no, not ITV3!

It was a DVD. Day 8 of 24. We've seen it all before but Jack still does it for me.

Quote: Griff @ December 20 2010, 10:28 PM GMT

Really? Day 8? After the snoozefest of Day 7? I've given Jack Bauer 168 45-minute chunks of my life (plus however long that Africa spinoff movie was) and enough's enough. Mind you the other half loves 24, so we probably will end up watching it once she finds out there's a Series 8 DVD. And yet we still haven't seen a single episode of The Wire.

Day 7 wasn't too bad, better than Day 6. And as much as I like The Wire, watching it does feel like homework at times.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 20 2010, 5:30 PM GMT

I'm looking forward to the new ITV reality show where C-list celebrities compete to see who can best decorate a mammoth cake baked in the shape of actor Charles Dance's head - Icing on Dance.

Errr

Laughing out loud

top notch

I don't know who Charles Dance is but that is still very funny Mr. Walker. :D

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