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It made me thihnk about midgets blowing fire.

My nan called her this morning to check if I was ok. Has made my day. :D

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2010, 10:35 AM GMT

My nan called her this morning to check if I was ok. Has made my day. :D

Bless! Cuppa tea? are you feeling better?

I'm just making one if you fancy? I'm feeling slightly better but don't want to jinx it!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2010, 10:39 AM GMT

I'm just making one if you fancy? I'm feeling slightly better but don't want to jinx it!

*slightly cautious woop* I'm ok ta I just making so I have one for myself :)

Oh, now the backs of my legs are killing me. :S

I make jokes about my weight so that other people don't. A few are okay, but it's getting to me a little bit now. You bastards.

Also my step-grandad is in intensive care after a heart attack, in an induced coma :(

:(

It's pseudo Chrimmus and I'm not very happy. This fish pedicure had better cheerme up, God damnit.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 21 2010, 11:15 AM GMT

It's pseudo Chrimmus and I'm not very happy. This fish pedicure had better cheerme up, God damnit.

Is that a quote from David Lynch or Hunter S Thompson?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 21 2010, 11:10 AM GMT

I make jokes about my weight so that other people don't. A few are okay, but it's getting to me a little bit now. You bastards.

Also my step-grandad is in intensive care after a heart attack, in an induced coma :(

:( HugHug

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 21 2010, 11:10 AM GMT

I make jokes about my weight so that other people don't. A few are okay, but it's getting to me a little bit now.

Some people don't know when to stop.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 21 2010, 11:10 AM GMT

Also my step-grandad is in intensive care after a heart attack, in an induced coma :(

I'm beaming good wishes to him.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 21 2010, 11:53 AM GMT

Some people don't know when to stop.

It's no one specific, it's a collective.

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2010, 11:38 AM GMT

Is that a quote from David Lynch or Hunter S Thompson?

Quiet, you. I have no time for your foolishnes.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 21 2010, 11:10 AM GMT

I make jokes about my weight so that other people don't. A few are okay, but it's getting to me a little bit now. You bastards.

Also my step-grandad is in intensive care after a heart attack, in an induced coma :(

Nat, you're beautiful and no bigger than me so neh.

And I'm sorry to hear that. xxx

Quote: Griff @ December 21 2010, 10:36 AM GMT

OK I fell for it, I clicked and Laughing out loud

Cheers, pal.

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