Sex is very useful
It keeps one calm and cool
But when one's getting none at all
It really spoils one's Yule.
Very useful poems Page 7
Snow is very useful
Enjoy it while you can
Roll yourself a pair of balls
Or build yourself a man.
This thread is very useful
For writing rhymes and such
But trolls look out, Ellie's about
She doesn't like you much.
Quote: sootyj @ December 20 2010, 10:10 PM GMTI always reckoned Ellie was the most likely BCGer to kill some one
Now now, lest we ever forget...
'And let's not forget that everyone you meet is your potential murderer.' - DaButt, BCG, 2010
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 20 2010, 11:48 PM GMTNow now, lest we ever forget...
'And let's not forget that everyone you meet is your potential murderer.' - DaButt, BCG, 2010
Trolls are very useful
They make this place quite fun
They won't be here much longer
Ellie's borrowed DaButt's gun!
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ December 20 2010, 11:54 PM GMTTrolls are very useful
They make this place quite fun
They won't be her much longer
Ellie's borrowed Dabutt's gun!
Useful things are useful
Useless things are not
Other things are in between
(Afraid that's all I've got)
Midnight BCG is useful
For killing time when bored
It helps block out all those voices
Which say "kill prostitutes and whores".
Is it safe to visit your hospital? 
Ruth Jones is very useful
She's lost some weight, you know
And now because she's not so fat
She's got her own chat show.
Quote: Badge @ December 21 2010, 12:44 AM GMTUseful things are useful
Useless things are not
Other things are in between
(Afraid that's all I've got)
You're quite good at these aren't you?
(also liked Tims)
Sites fully of polymaths, it's like a Kumon class for parrots.
Ellie's very useful:
She frightens trolls, you see.
Watch them run: they're terrified
She'll write more poetry.
Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ December 20 2010, 11:54 PM GMTTrolls are very useful
They make this place quite fun
They won't be here much longer
Ellie's borrowed DaButt's gun!
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 21 2010, 8:20 AM GMTEllie's very useful:
She frightens trolls, you see.
Watch them run: they're terrified
She'll write more poetry.
Nah, I'm rhymed out. 
Being fat is very useful
For female comedians.
It gives them tons of material
To churn out again and again.
Miranda is a big old unit,
Dawn French a big old lump,
They dread the thought of being thin,
It would take away their fun,
And put them out of work,
So they are staying fat
And Jo Brand is no berk
She knows where it's at.
Nat Wicks was a skinny
Until not long ago
When she decided to be funny
And now she's eighteen stone.
Kipper's very useful
As anyone can see
He so provokes the local folks
He draws their fire from me