Quote: roscoff @ December 20 2010, 10:17 AM GMTYou do realise that Chip is actually an 82 year old 4ft1 transvestite from Woking right?
No he's not. I know. We sleep together (inbetween 50 cats) every night.
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Just been out and bought some suet balls for the birds. They're really suffering this weather.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 20 2010, 2:25 PM GMTNo he's not. I know. We sleep together (inbetween 50 cats) every night.
50 cats, you say?
Well something is licking me all over and rather furry.
*vom*
This woman isn't fat.
She's 3 feet too short
Really plugging away with this one, aren't you Ronnie?
He's hit a rich seam of funny. 
When I see Bill Cosby, I don't think 'black'.
But that don't mean he ain't.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 20 2010, 3:35 PM GMTReally plugging away with this one, aren't you Ronnie?
Whence came ye by this name Ronnie?
Ronnie is short for Veronica. You must know that Billiam, you're full of sagely advice!
Wicks may be many things but non-creative isn't one of them.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 20 2010, 6:29 PM GMTRonnie is short for Veronica. You must know that Billiam, you're full of sagely advice!
So it is.
Trouble is for all wot I know, I've also forgot a lot too :-)
What was the question again?
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 20 2010, 6:39 PM GMTWicks may be many things but non-creative isn't one of them.
Creative like a fox.
According to the Mail, Simon Whitlock is the 'most recognisable man in darts'.
FFS.
Quote: DaButt @ December 17 2010, 7:32 PM GMTCan't wildlife in the UK swim? Surely by now some namby-pamby government agency has been formed (at great expense to the taxpayers) to teach wild animals to swim?
Apparently squirrels were only recently observed to be swimming here, for the first time ever, they believe in an attempt to cool down in our recent very mild winters (up to the last two).