Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 19 2010, 3:11 PM GMT(Do you get it?)
Is this your catchphrase?
Very useful poems Page 4
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 19 2010, 3:11 PM GMTA horn is very useful
Especially if unique
But chances are you'll ne'er clap eyes
On such an equine freak.(Do you get it?)
Yes...and they are v useful
being creatures of myth
probably better that way
Dont have to clean up their sh..
Shandonbelle is useful
For getting clever jokes
But that's much more than can be said
For various other folks
Veronica is very useful,
When she writes a skit,
She never fails to add,
Do you get it?
The horn is very useful
So say Derek and Clive
Be warned though you can lose it
If booze you do imbibe
Your boyfriend's useful horn is lame
Cos he's inclined to sup:
Are you determined to complain
Or will you suck it up?
(Do you get it?)
I once had a boyfriend who was useful
A sup detered him not
but I could not resist him
when that twinkle in his eye he got
Veronica is useful
With comments in critique
But if you don't love all her stuff
She'll say you're in the clique
(Do you get it?)
A fart is very useful
It amuses all your mates
But don't do one near the wife
You know it's something she hates
Quote: Badge @ December 19 2010, 4:56 PM GMTVeronica is useful
With comments in critique
But if you don't love all her stuff
She'll say you're in the clique(Do you get it?)
Brilliant 
Mnemonics can be useful
"R O Y G B I V"
But when I try to spell "mnemonic"
I always need a dictionary
Democracy is useful
Its fairness we adore
Til coalition deals get fixed
That non-one voted for
A clegg is very useful
If you're a lady in your bed
But if you want to trust him
Your f**ked up in the head
Georgia's very useful,
At least that what I find,
That's why I'm so determined
To keep her on my mobile phone contacts list.
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 19 2010, 6:40 PM GMTGeorgia's very useful,
At least that what I find,
That's why I'm so determined
To keep her on my mobile phone contacts list.
That doesn't rhyme. *Sad Ellie* 
Ellie JP as a mod
She's really VIP
But date her
And you'll get SHORT SHRIFT