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I've had a colds twice during Christmas, on previous years. Ok at the moment but most of my family currently have colds, so I'm avoiding them.

I did some present wrapping. About half way there. Still need to buy a load of them.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 19 2010, 6:14 PM GMT

my family currently have colds, so I'm avoiding them.

Best thing to do over Christmas. Or any time, really.

Quote: Ben @ December 19 2010, 6:14 PM GMT

Did it scar you, Chip?

No. I was lucky. My torso is unmarked.

Thank God for that.

Ellie is feeling really humbuggy... better go have some "special" time.

Talking of humbugs, I bought some cough candy today. Must go hunt that down.

Ben is having onion soup in a bit. He's never had it before and is a little excited.

Did he also mention he's having it with a pain rustique? A WAITROSE PAIN RUSTIQUE?!

Quote: EllieJP @ December 19 2010, 6:54 PM GMT

better go have some "special" time.

She means masturbation, in case anyone was wondering.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 19 2010, 7:01 PM GMT

She means masturbation, in case anyone was wondering.

I did, but I'm not in the mood. Not enough candles lit, or mood music... plus my internet isn't working in my room.

Still the pornhub fan, Ellie?

Quote: EllieJP @ December 19 2010, 7:06 PM GMT

candles

Image

Nice, in front of your kids.

And that's real cream too.

Quote: Ben @ December 19 2010, 7:09 PM GMT

Still the pornhub fan, Ellie?

:D Never fails and has iPhone friendly version now.

She's sucking with some gusto.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 19 2010, 7:20 PM GMT

:D Never fails and has iPhone friendly version now.

They never seem to get any new stuff though. I've 'worn' it all out.

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