Just back from the snowy wastes of Tonbridge to find some bastard has cleared our road of all the snow. They have done a good job, but this might mean we have to go to the office on Monday. 
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Well if it's just your road then there maybe hope yet.
Quote: bigfella @ December 18 2010, 3:49 PM GMTJust back from the snowy wastes of Tonbridge to find some bastard has cleared our road of all the snow. They have done a good job, but this might mean we have to go to the office on Monday.
yeh I facebooked Russell Brand and said his cocaine was on your drive
Quote: sootyj @ December 18 2010, 3:46 PM GMTbut is it worse than the absurd funny women Boots adverts?
Which ones that? The 3 for 2 ones that are on, with Barunka Shaughnessy?
the ones with the really really lame jokes
Natalie Portman looks like a teenage boy in this.
Quote: don rushmore @ December 18 2010, 3:58 PM GMTNatalie Portman looks like a teenage boy in this.
Oh yeah! 
this film is giving me a mixture of diabetes and diarea
Just got back from the pub. My neighbor and I went in at 9 a.m. to watch a football match but it appears that your nation is unable to play sports in a little bit of snow. That's OK, we drank beer anyway. Actually, I was still a little wobbly from last night's session that ended at 3.
My daughter and her husband fly in tonight. I'm excited to see the fat tummy that holds my future grandson.
Maybe don't call her fat. 
Snow snow snow snow snow - that's all we've had here today. It's white over out there.
Ellie was meant to be in Bath tonight but the snow thwarted her plans so is now catching up on this weeks Misfits and The Apprentice.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 18 2010, 7:10 PM GMTEllie was meant to be in Bath
Oooh my neck of the woods.
Oven is broked. Good job we ain't hosting an Xmas dinner! But still have to buy a new oven. Merry f'n xmas!