Quote: olijba @ December 16 2010, 9:01 PM GMTI originally posted on TGWTG
Wassat?
How did you get here? And where are you going? Page 2
Two gays wiggling their genitals.
Quote: olijba @ December 16 2010, 9:01 PM GMTI hope to learn of more places to hone my budding stand up and to gather a small fanbase and maybe meet the love of my life... well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad as Meat Loaf said.
The chances of meeting the love of my love here are remote, mainly because I'd have to be nice to someone.
I would do anything for love, but I won't do THAT.
(Do you get it?)
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 16 2010, 9:14 PM GMTTwo gays wiggling their genitals.
Joined the BBC site Get Writing in 2004 or so and attempted to write sketches etc.
When that closed down I joined the Writers Dock to do the same sort of thing.
Then about 2 years ago when that became a bit of a Ghost town someone suggested this site.
So I grew myself a fake Moustache & hopped on board.
The rest is Hysteria
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 16 2010, 9:14 PM GMTTwo gays wiggling their genitals.
Precisely!
(That Guy With The Glasses for anyone wondering... basically a site where geeks look into a camera and moan about stuff with the intention of "reviewing". More info hyar: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tgwtg)
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 16 2010, 9:22 PM GMTThe chances of meeting the love of my love here are remote, mainly because I'd have to be nice to someone.
I would do anything for love, but I won't do THAT.
(Do you get it?)
Really? Because I thought you'd be a dead ringer for love...
Quote: olijba @ December 16 2010, 9:39 PM GMT(That Guy With The Glasses for anyone wondering... basically a site where geeks look into a camera and moan about stuff with the intention of "reviewing". More info hyar: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tgwtg)
Sounds like I was pretty close.
BUHZING.
Bat out of Hell.
What?
I joined here, some three and half years ago, because the British Comedy Guide (or the 'British Fascists Guide' as it was then) was one of the few websites accessible to Category 'A' prisoners via the prison's porn filter. I'd been hoping to find some rare pictures of Tessa Wyatt pissing into a colander, which I'd heard had been taken during the on-set Christmas party for the cast of Robin's Nest.
Three and a half years ago I'm still searching for those pics, but I make do with a VHS video of Gwen Taylor pissing into a vase during the on-set Christmas party for the cast of Duty Free.
In the future I'm hoping to work with troubled young boys who've survived tough upbringings (for example, the lads in Coming Of Age).
I did a Google search for "c**ts" a few years ago and somehow ended up here.
Quote: Lee Henman @ December 17 2010, 12:08 AM GMTI did a Google search for "c**ts" a few years ago and somehow ended up here.
Googled something about the BBC sitcom college. And Lee made me feel I belonged here.
Quote: Lee Henman @ December 17 2010, 12:08 AM GMTI did a Google search for "c**ts" a few years ago and somehow ended up here.
What like the Prisoner?
Where am I?
The British C**t Gang
Who are you?
The number 2 c**t
What do you want?
C**ts
Well you wom't get it cos I'm the biggest fookin coont ootside of Anne Widdecombes bastard panties.
(LEE RUNS DOWN THE CRITIQUE FORUM PURSUED BY ROVER A GIANT INFLATABLE FANNY)
Has everyone been on the booze tonight?
Quote: zooo @ December 17 2010, 12:20 AM GMTHas everyone been on the booze tonight?
A small glass of sherry as it is Christmas.
Quote: zooo @ December 17 2010, 12:20 AM GMTHas everyone been on the booze tonight?
Not I. 
So I've got no excuse. 