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Low quality chicken noodle cuppasoup. Boo.

Egg and cress/cheese and pickle/cheese and onion sandwiches an apple and an orange

Tinned Heinz spag on toast, swallowed down with sweet cider, gorge'!

I had a lobster cos it was cheap at a posh restaurant near work

ha the silly f**kers thought I might get a hideously expesnive appetiser or a side

But no just lobster

And free bread/water/olives

I rule

How cheap is Lobster cheap?

Tenner

So it aint free

But you know it's lobster innit

Precracked

I just had to scoop

Quote: sootyj @ December 16 2010, 10:55 PM GMT

Precracked

I just had to scoop

You are still talking about the lobster, yeah?

Anyhow, where is this £10 lobster restaurant then?

Ladbroke Grove

I want £10 lobster.

Try Doncaster the cockroaches get really really big

I did ask if it was hard to crack. (which I deleted)
Which is probably what SootyJ was replying to.
I have my answer, and he wasn't talking to himself.

I want £10 Lobster too.

I remember ordering Lobster Chips once in Austria.
I thought that sounds nice.
It was Prawn Crackers.

Quote: sootyj @ December 16 2010, 11:41 PM GMT

Try Doncaster the cockroaches get really really big

Rolling eyes Oh dear, a tad 'Northenist', why are cockroaches big here?,I think it's too cold. Besides, are'nt lobsters just Big crab-sticks really?..

The carrot and courgette soup I just made. IT IS AWESOME.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 17 2010, 1:29 PM GMT

The carrot and courgette soup I just made. IT IS AWESOME.

mmmmm.

mmmmmmmmmmm.

I don't know, sounds strange.

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