I need a wee but it is too cold to venture outside of the blanket.
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Is it an absorbent blanket?
Lets find out....
No. No it is not.
Oh dear. 
See... that's why you need a slankie... or a snuggie... or whatever that f**king excuse for a quilt is.
Oh, and a water bottle... and midget butler.
Quote: olijba @ December 16 2010, 9:45 PM GMTSee... that's why you need a slankie... or a snuggie... or whatever that f**king excuse for a quilt is.
The one you need is a slashie
Yellow, Super absorbent & comes with built in air freshener
Quote: olijba @ December 16 2010, 9:45 PM GMTSee... that's why you need a slankie... or a snuggie... or whatever that f**king excuse for a quilt is.
I already have one but it is covered in cat hair
I once left my stand-up notes on a printer in the office, thankfully a nice person figured out it belonged to me, don't know how as it was just pure smut.
I'm terrified when I print out stand up stuff at work. I should really get my own printer.
Quote: AngieBaby @ December 16 2010, 9:52 PM GMTI once left my stand-up notes on a printer in the office, thankfully a nice person figured out it belonged to me, don't know how as it was just pure smut.
When Mr and Mrs Sunshine met it was smut
(Said in the voice of Max the loyal butler)
How about the cats litter tray?
Our 11 year old daughter Hannah wrote a poem today and I think it has shades of Spike Milligan. It's simply called... 'Bin'.
BIN
A bin is very useful
You fill it full of tat
The idea is not to lose it
Or use it as a hat
Hehe! That's ace!
Quote: Tuumble @ December 16 2010, 10:31 PM GMTOur 11 year old daughter Hannah wrote a poem today and I think it has shades of Spike Milligan. It's simply called... 'Bin'.
BIN
A bin is very useful
You fill it full of tat
The idea is not to lose it
Or use it as a hat
Fab
except this may be the moment the career of Sootyj the poet ended..