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I just finished a big shit, during which time I noticed that the Viz Profanisaurus now contains a definition for "chipolata".

Unfortunately, I'd run out of toilet paper, and I can't remember what the definition was. Sorry.

Rob's attempt at a beard is now two and a half weeks old.

Rob himself is 34 tomorrow.

Quote: Gavin @ December 15 2010, 11:48 PM GMT

Evening Putters how are you chap? :)

Good thanks. You?

Excellent :) I'm watching Die Hard 3.

Not as good as 1 not as Die Hardy as 2 its ok though

Ha! Enjoy! :D

Quote: Rob H @ December 15 2010, 10:31 PM GMT

Rob's attempt at a beard is now two and a half weeks old.

Rob himself is 34 tomorrow.

I lasted 2 months, looked like a tramp. Shaved it off yesterday.

Happy Birthday.

Wow you wake up in a monrining and find most of the threads started by banned people.

Freezing my arse off in Newcasle Central Station. Train is delayed 35 minutes :(

I'm feelng superb this morning. The only part of the lurgey remaining is a massive headache but I can work around that. Woop watch out Gotham!

Soo very sleepy! Wish I could sleep on trains :(

Quote: Gavin @ December 16 2010, 8:15 AM GMT

I'm feelng superb this morning. The only part of the lurgey remaining is a massive headache but I can work around that. Woop watch out Gotham!

The only time we really appreciate good health is just after illness.

Wahey. Came to work this morning and I now have Adobe CS5 on my machine. Happy days.

Quote: Nogget @ December 16 2010, 8:33 AM GMT

The only time we really appreciate good health is just after illness.

Isn't it just. I feel like I could fight a locomotive lol!

Quote: scratchyr @ December 16 2010, 9:16 AM GMT

Wahey. Came to work this morning and I now have Adobe CS5 on my machine. Happy days.

Tis nice is that the blue GUI one?

Quote: Rob H @ December 15 2010, 10:31 PM GMT

Rob's attempt at a beard is now two and a half weeks old.

Rob himself is 34 tomorrow.

I thought about starting you your own thread, then I thought, F**k it, he's only a part timer! :P

Nonetheless, Happy Birthday to The Warm John Lucas! 34, hey? That's one year longer than Jesus lasted. Although Jesus was a black man and they do have significantly shorter than average life expectancies.

Quote: Gavin @ December 16 2010, 9:21 AM GMT

Tis nice is that the blue GUI one?

Doesn't seem to be. Just the usual grey.

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