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Favourite thing in the world...

What is yours?

KITTENS.

(And Aaron.)

Music

(And chocolate.)

Many kittens you have zooo? PS Chocolate is the devils food.

What sounds you into DC?

I have no kittens. :(

I would like three, please.

Quote: zooo @ December 15 2010, 9:40 PM GMT

I have no kittens. :(

I would like three, please.

I've got two you can have. Though they're now more pre-teens than babies. I should warn you though that they have a propensity to wee in your football kit bag when you're not looking. Angry

That's perfect, I don't have a football kit bag!

*accepts kitties*

Quote: zooo @ December 15 2010, 9:44 PM GMT

That's perfect, I don't have a football kit bag!

*accepts kitties*

*prepares elaborate 'zombie-pirates came and kidnapped the kittens while you were asleep' lie to tell wife*

Kittens look good but lets face it they ain't gonna win Scotland the world cup,

Quote: Smile Or Else @ December 15 2010, 9:48 PM GMT

Kittens look good but lets face it they ain't gonna win Scotland the world cup,

No, you need to give a big wadge of cash to Sepp Blatter to make that happen.

Quote: Rob H @ December 15 2010, 9:50 PM GMT

No, you need to give a big wadge of cash to Sepp Blatter to make that happen.

NAH! You need to take 50 acid and imagine it happened.

Quote: Smile Or Else @ December 15 2010, 9:51 PM GMT

NAH! You need to take 50 acid and imagine it happened.

There's no way even 50 acid could make me think a country of less than six million people could host the world cup, even less win it.

Oh, wait. Back to the wadges of cash again.

Quote: Rob H @ December 15 2010, 9:55 PM GMT

There's no way even 50 acid could make me think a country of less than six million people could host the world cup, even less win it.

Oh, wait. Back to the wadges of cash again.

Holland and 5 acid. ;)

Quote: Smile Or Else @ December 15 2010, 10:06 PM GMT

Holland and 5 acid. ;)

Population of 16 million. ;)

(Thank you Wikipedia!)

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