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Quote: Leevil @ December 15 2010, 5:35 PM GMT

May I suggest a saucy garter?

Will you cover it in your sauce?

It will be my honour.

Quote: Nogget @ December 15 2010, 4:50 PM GMT

No, but it still looked weird; what would we think if they blacked up?

That they looked more realistic since there's a good chance Jesus was black.

Quote: chipolata @ December 15 2010, 5:39 PM GMT

That they looked more realistic since there's a good chance Jesus was black.

Is there?

Quote: chipolata @ December 15 2010, 5:39 PM GMT

That they looked more realistic since there's a good chance Jesus was black.

There's a good chance he's fictional too.

Quote: bigfella @ December 15 2010, 5:40 PM GMT

Is there?

Racist.

Quote: Ben @ December 15 2010, 5:42 PM GMT

There's a good chance he's fictional too.

Let him into your life, Ben. Let him in.

Quote: Ben @ December 15 2010, 5:42 PM GMT

There's a good chance he's fictional too.

No.

I don't actually think there is.

Quote: chipolata @ December 15 2010, 5:43 PM GMT

Racist.

Laughing out loud

No but go on. WHy do think he might have been black?

Quote: chipolata @ December 15 2010, 5:43 PM GMT

Let him into your life, Ben. Let him in.

The moment you let love in. The moment you let love in, Chip.

Quote: chipolata @ December 15 2010, 5:39 PM GMT

That they looked more realistic since there's a good chance Jesus was black.

Why would he be black? He was a Jew, was he not, & though some are dusky one would not normally say they were black.

Quote: Ben @ December 15 2010, 5:42 PM GMT

There's a good chance he's fictional too.

Unlikely though. I don't believe he's a spiritual higher being, but don't see any reason the man didn't exist in some form. By which I mean made up from different parts of different peoples life or something like that.

Quote: bigfella @ December 15 2010, 5:46 PM GMT

No but go on. WHy do think he might have been black?

Does the bible ever state what colour he is? Does the bible touch on race in any way, shape or form? If only Reverend Griff were here.

No I'm pretty sure that it doesn't

But if he was from Nazzareth and the son of two jews......

I think the whole "Jesus was black" theory is based on a quote in the bible mentioning the texture of his hair.

Don't ask Sooty, he's Jewish so he'll probably just murder Jesus or something.

Laughing out loud

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