Griff you heard the rhyme
And you think it
An artistic crime
Our words base trinkets
So a challenge I'll define
Your poem unless you slink it
Your critique be less sublime.
Michael McIntyre to be BGT Judge Page 3
*decides not to visit thread again*
Hey you can rhymes or you can get gibberish
I mean you're reading this rubbish.
An act which probably took longer than it took me to write.
Now who's wearing the sticky pants?
Quote: Ian Wolf @ December 14 2010, 5:26 PM GMTSome people think that Michael McIntyre is a bit of a c**t. Well, now we have concrete proof that he is.
Apparently if you criticise the likes of McIntyre or Cowell you are sniffy smarty pants metropolitan type out of touch with ordinary people's tastes.
All I can say to that is thank f**king god!
Apparently Michael McIntyre was going to guest-star in Midsomer Murders but the editor of the Daily Mail warned against it as the excitment might induce heart attacks among their readers. (he guffawed over a claret with Stephen Fry at his Hampstead dinner party)
Quote: chipolata @ December 14 2010, 6:51 PM GMT*decides not to visit thread again*
Don't watch reality television designed for common, smutty 14 year old girls so can't say I care. David Hasselhoff is a five star c*nt though, a bit like his predecessor Piers Morgan. As for McIntyre, this is a new low for him.
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 14 2010, 8:49 PM GMTQuote: chipolata @ December 14 2010, 6:51 PM GMT*decides not to visit thread again*
That has nothing to do with the thread Veronica. Please keep on topic here.
I think it's a rather purple attempt to imply I'm jealous of Macintyre?
Which is foolish as unlike Mr Macintyre I have testicles.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 15 2010, 9:13 AM GMTThat has nothing to do with the thread Veronica. Please keep on topic here.
Think Ronnie was getting on the 'you're just jealous' boat.
Yeah I know, but it's just taking it to far. This will all be greyed out in a minute anyway.
Anywho back to the subject- I have no particularly strong feelings about MM judging on Britain's Got Talent, other than it's just a bit tacky and I think he may be going for what is popular as opposed to following his passion. Which is a shame. He's already proved that he can get rich and popular doing what he loves, I would have thought that would be enough.
Popular TV entertainer takes job on massively popular TV entertainment programme, what's the problem?
If you don't like him or BGT then you probably have at least 40+ other channels to watch.
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 15 2010, 9:38 AM GMTI've removed my perfectly-on-topic poem but, while you're greying out off-topic posts, I hope the following will be included.
Of course, hence why I said this will ALL be greyed out in a minute.
I thought I had glaucoma