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Things that piss you off Page 636

Quote: chipolata @ December 14 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

My favourite song in Moulin Rouge is Roxanne, with all the tangoing and passion and jealousy. Very good.

Is that the one where the singer sounds like he's smoked 100 fags and is gargling with concrete?

Yep.

You know what pisses me off?

People who are as nice as pie when they're sober but really nasty bastards when they've had a drink.

Didn't Robert Louis Stevenson write about such types?

I know plenty of people who are well into drinking and, although they tend to become more vociferous after a few drinks, they don't suddenly fall down behind the sofa and immediately drag themselves up again, transformed into a hideous monster.

Good comedians and good writers are often at their best with a bottle close at hand. That's a good thing as long as it's helping but, if it's making you a bloody nuisance, it might be time to take more water with it.

For everybody's sake.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2010, 1:36 AM GMT

I actually like the version Ewan McGregor sings in Moulin Rouge. Has a great high note!

*swoons*

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 14 2010, 11:49 AM GMT

Good comedians and good writers are often at their best with a bottle close at hand.

It's said that Frank Randle never went on stage sober.

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 14 2010, 1:14 PM GMT

It's said that Frank Randle never went on stage sober.

An excellent example!

Randle was a fabulously talented comedian adored by the people yet continually banned, censored and reviled by the authorities.

I can't imagine how he must have felt.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2010, 1:36 AM GMT

I actually like the version Ewan McGregor sings in Moulin Rouge. Has a great high note!

That is rather lovely.

Quote: chipolata @ December 14 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

My favourite song in Moulin Rouge is Roxanne, with all the tangoing and passion and jealousy. Very good.

My favourite too. Much better than the original.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 14 2010, 11:49 AM GMT

People who are as nice as pie when they're sober but really nasty bastards when they've had a drink.

I had an ex who was like that. It was really horrible.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 14 2010, 11:49 AM GMT

People who are as nice as pie when they're sober but really nasty bastards when they've had a drink.

Wave Although I'm a nasty Bastard before as well. So... All relative really

Quote: Gavin @ December 14 2010, 4:56 PM GMT

Wave I'm a nasty Bastard before as well.

That's fine.

It means you're not (necessarily) suffering from any mental disorder.

And at least other people know the score from the outset and know where they stand.

Carry on.

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 14 2010, 9:44 AM GMT

The font Times New Roman !

Not as bad as the font Times They Are A-Changin' - that's almost completely illegible.

I use Arial in the hope of becoming prosperous.

The letter "E"

Quote: Gavin @ December 16 2010, 2:28 PM GMT

The letter "E"

Th Wlsh ar a strang popl.

Quote: DaButt @ December 16 2010, 2:55 PM GMT

Th Wlsh ar a strang popl.

So ar th nglish.

Quote: DaButt @ December 16 2010, 2:55 PM GMT

Th Wlsh ar a strang popl.

I don't really I'm just f**king bored

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