British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 635

Pweeeeease!

Sitting in a coffee shop window with a friend only to have leery men wave suggestively.

Having to get off the tube a station earlier because Covent Garden will be full of tourists/shoppers.

Essay collections just before Christmas/while we're doing other essays. Potential confidence killer.

Hip-hop music.

F**king banal shite sang by people who all sound the f**kin same looped over and f**king over again. (I am banging the keys as I type just thinking about it Pirate )

Quote: Will Cam @ December 13 2010, 10:44 AM GMT

Hip-hop music.

F**king banal shite sang by people who all sound the f**kin same looped over and f**king over again. (I am banging the keys as I type just thinking about it Pirate )

That's the same way they do it!

Quote: Will Cam @ December 13 2010, 10:44 AM GMT

Hip-hop music.

F**king banal shite sang by people who all sound the f**kin same looped over and f**king over again. (I am banging the keys as I type just thinking about it Pirate )

You left out auto-tune. That's what transforms run-of-the-mill crap music into excruciatingly dull noise. Fortunately I am 14 years old, so I don't sound like you moaning old fogies who are trapped in the past.

Quote: Kenneth @ December 13 2010, 9:47 PM GMT

I am 14 years old

Don't worry. In time, your vocal chords will climb up from your lower intestine and take up residence in your throat.

Laughing out loud

That bloody Ellie Goulding version of Your Song. It just drones and goes plinky plinky and she gets the words all wrong.

It's rubbish innit. I think it's supposed to be 'charming' and endearing because she has a slightly silly accent.

I actually like the version Ewan McGregor sings in Moulin Rouge. Has a great high note!

I don't remember that. I'll hve to dig out the video.

Quote: Chappers @ December 14 2010, 1:09 AM GMT

That bloody Ellie Goulding version of Your Song. It just drones and goes plinky plinky and she gets the words all wrong.

I quite like it :P and that probably makes me hip unlike Chappers who is mainly replacement hip :)

The font Times New Roman !

Angry

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 14 2010, 9:44 AM GMT

The font Times New Roman !

Angry

It's a nice compact font, though. If I want to save on ink and paper I'll happily use it.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2010, 1:36 AM GMT

I actually like the version Ewan McGregor sings in Moulin Rouge. Has a great high note!

Me too! Lovey

My favourite song in Moulin Rouge is Roxanne, with all the tangoing and passion and jealousy. Very good.

For me, Moulin Rouge was like being walked over in high heels by a fat, greasy middle manager from Stockwell squeezed into a sequined red dress. Which is to say I loved it!

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