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Quote: sootyj @ December 13 2010, 11:33 PM GMT

doesn't have a cock like a monkeys arm reaching out from her skirt to pick up a tennis ball.

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I'm still trying to work this disturbing analogy out Soots. I know your mind works a little differently from the rest of us humans, but how can a penis ever look like a monkey's arm reaching out to pick up a tennis ball?
I mean - I could sort of understand the correlation 'twixt simian limb and human sexual appendage if the monkey's hand was already clutching the tennis ball - disregarding the fur and elbow joint of course - but in your twisted scenario the tennis ball is still unattached which conjures up disturbing images of finger-like penile protrusions from the end of the shaft, reaching out for a disembodied bell-end.

I'm probably reading too much into it and I should now go to bed, in the hope that the nightmares will be brief.

A shaved monkeys arm grasping a tennis ball tightly in it's fist?

Happy now?

Quote: sootyj @ December 14 2010, 12:25 AM GMT

A shaved monkeys arm grasping a tennis ball tightly in it's fist?

Happy now?

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As long as the tennis ball is shiney and purple. And the shaved monkey's arm has no obvious elbow joint, but nevertheless a slight bend to the left

Lee that's what Dave "laminated" Cameron looks like in the nude.

Lee that's what Dave "laminated" Cameron looks like in the nude.

Here is a write-up of the event from Giggle Beats.

Bloody Luke went did he? I will see him next week and make dagger eyes at him.

Here are more details from the BBC Comedy Blog.

Information of how to write material for Jesting About is now available in the same blog post. It might be wise to move this to the "Writing Oppotunities" section of the forum.