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What are you eating? Page 505

Scrambled eggs on toast and a nice cuppa char. Ran out of coffee and forgot how nice a mug of PG is on a winterous morn.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 13 2010, 10:59 AM GMT

:D Do you like being beaten by a girl?

Yes or a small Philippino boy

Not something Ellie often gets compared to.

You saying I'm not Phillippino?

I'm going to eat some chilli because I can't be bothered to cook anything.

Quote: roscoff @ December 13 2010, 11:34 AM GMT

Yes or a small Philippino boy

You remind me of my old teacher :D Errr

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 13 2010, 12:29 PM GMT

I'm going to eat some chilli because I can't be bothered to cook anything.

Yeah, when I'm feeling lazy I just grab a spoon and the salt pot.

Beef chilli, clever f**ker. It was delicious.

£1 Iceland pasta salad, gooseberry fool, dried wonder berries, nuts and raisins.

Iceland? *shakey head*

Vey nice for £1!

[quote name="Nat Wicks" post="702623" date="December 13 2010, 12:56 PM GMT"]Beef chilli, clever f**ker. It was delicious.

Eh? I find Iceland chille a bit er chilley?..

Quote: chipolata @ December 11 2010, 10:16 PM GMT

If I had to fight off an intruder with a piece of food I'd want it to be a coconut.

Why would you want to fight Ainsley Harriot?

Quote: sootyj @ December 15 2010, 6:54 AM GMT

Why would you want to fight Ainsley Harriot?

Why would anyone NOT want to fight him?

Because they secretly love him?

I've eaten nothing which might explain how sick I feel right now.

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