Surely "Smile or Else" is just Frankie Boyle trying to obtain more "shocking" and "edgy" material?
Here you go Frankie... sorry.. Smile or Else... I once jizzed on the rotting corpse of Jade Goody whilst Harvey anally raped his mum, Jordan, as Kerry Katona passed round a tray of Iceland canapes made from AIDS infected Indonesian orphan's testicles... on crack.
There, that's the next intro for "Tramadol Nights" sorted out, please pop my cheque in the post.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 13 2010, 11:21 AM GMTI don't know why you have come to the conclusion I am not a virgin.
Everyone knows you've had a cockatoo.
But, if it was a parrot, I apologise.
Thanks for the apology.
I saw a pair of bluetits outside my kitchen window this morning.
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 13 2010, 11:37 AM GMTI saw a pair of bluetits outside my kitchen window this morning.
If we're back on topic you'll probably find the RSPCB will be knocking on your door shortly...if only to congratualte you on your aim.
In the words of Norman Stanley Fletcher: "What? From here?"
Quote: EllieJP @ December 13 2010, 11:35 AM GMTThanks for the apology.
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 13 2010, 10:59 AM GMTThere are more virgins on BCG than there are in Heaven.
(Not Ellie, obviously)
Yes, and I think you are most of them. 
had it in the eye, it hurts
Quote: David Carmon @ December 13 2010, 2:36 PM GMThad it in the eye, it hurts
It's bad enough when a bird shits on you but this is ridiculous.
TMI!
But yeah, it does.
Explains this emoticon
Penis eye is bad.
Quote: David Carmon @ December 13 2010, 2:36 PM GMThad it in the eye, it hurts
Jizzing into or onto your pupils is a very bad thing.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 13 2010, 2:54 PM GMTPenis eye is bad.
Look on the bright side, Nat.
We already know you're a cock-eyed optimist.
Jizzus, this topic is getting to spunky for me.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 13 2010, 2:54 PM GMTPenis eye is bad.
You say that, but I quite like Rob H. 