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At The BCG Christmas Party Page 2

Maybe I don't get it because I'm not in the clique. Sorry. Seemed a little to "In joke" for my tastes.

This is shit.

*checks originator*

Yep, still shit.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 12 2010, 5:46 PM GMT

This is shit

*checks originator*

Yep, still shit.

A wonderfully witty posting.

*checks originator*

Cancel that. It's shit.

Angry

Teary

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 12 2010, 5:51 PM GMT

Teary

burned! :P

I shall repeat at this point my favourite phrase

"When a dog shits in the street and a man stares at it. It is the man not the dog that is a pervert."

Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2010, 6:10 PM GMT

I shall repeat at this point my favourite phrase

"When a dog shits in the street and a man stares at it. It is the man not the dog that is a pervert."

What if it's white dog shit? That's very rare nowadays and worth a stare. Surely?

Quote: chipolata @ December 12 2010, 6:15 PM GMT

What if it's white dog shit? That's very rare nowadays and worth a stare. Surely?

A fair, if persistently scatological, point.

:$

Quote: chipolata @ December 12 2010, 6:15 PM GMT

What if it's white dog shit? That's very rare nowadays and worth a stare. Surely?

Dogs don;'t produce white shit.

It is turned white by enviromental factors such as the cold, air moisture etc.

I think you owe the 1970s an apology.

I thought it was something to do with bones?

Quote: Ben @ December 12 2010, 6:33 PM GMT

something to do with bones?

The gel in Lieutenant Uhura's hair?

There is a flaw in the premise of the sketch, in that male BCG members would not be laughing at a female comedian on stage.

I'd have them shrugging their shoulders, saying things like 'Women just aren't funny'.

:P

I thought the consesnsus was we went to see female comedians and masturbated?

Make your minds up already!

I'm seeing Victoria Wood and Dawn French in panto and I need to know if I should wank or tut?

Quote: AngieBaby @ December 12 2010, 10:52 PM GMT

There is a flaw in the premise of the sketch, in that male BCG members would not be laughing at a female comedian on stage.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2010, 10:54 PM GMT

I thought the consesnsus was we went to see female comedians and masturbated?

Make your minds up already!

I'm seeing Victoria Wood and Dawn French in panties and I need to know if I should wank or not?

You know this really is a personal choice.

Am I the only one who laughed reading this? Well I did. Not quite as hilarious as Ronnie thinks, but I enjoyed it.

Quote: Ben @ December 12 2010, 3:27 PM GMT

This is a personal attack on the BCG members, isn't it? Shouldn't a banning be in order?

Course it's not. Stop being a pussy, Ben.

Quote: AngieBaby @ December 12 2010, 10:52 PM GMT

There is a flaw in the premise of the sketch, in that male BCG members would not be laughing at a female comedian on stage.

:D

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