SCENE 1
BAT GIRL IS FACING OFF AGAINST THE YIDDLER WHO HAS A RAY GUN AND IS SURROUNDED BY THE ELDERS OF ZION THEY ARE IN AN ISLAMIC MUSEUM OF ART WHICH LOOKS LIKE A TOILET BATHROOM WAREHOUSE. I MEAN OK NO PHOTOS OF BOOBS BUT WHAT'S SO FUCKING OBSENE ABOUT A PAINTING OF SOME GRAPES?
BAT GIRL
Give up Yiddler the Dark Shiite will soon be hear to stop your games.
YIDDLER
Oh silly shikser can't you see
You'll never beat jews such as me
Our devised plan will defeat Imans
When my ray makes you join my band
BAT GIRL
Oh my what does that terrible looking ray gun of yours do?
YIDDLER
My jewdo beam
It's quite obsene
With it's terrible lite
You'll become
A money grabbing semite.
SUDDENLY FATWA MAN AND ROBIN BURST IN ON THE FATWA-BIKE (A CAMEL IN A BLINDFOLD ON ROLLERSKATES)
FATWA MAN
We'd have been here sooner but my young companion got over exited coming down the Fatwa poles and f**ked the Fatwa-mobile.
ROBIN
Holy Hajis Fatwas man you won't even let me jerk myself off, can you blame me?
FATWA MAN
Shut up you heretic. No fornication till you martyr yourself.
BAT GIRL
Quick Fatwa man it's the Yiddler!
ROBIN
Quiet you lusty whore!
THE YIDDLER
Oh caped none Jew
I have a surprise for you
This hall of God
Was promised to ZOG
It's all true
Read it in the Book of Jews.
FATWA MAN
Shut up you kike! We have evil to slay.
BATGIRL
What the f**k? Oh good grief not again.
FATWA MAN AND ROBIN BEGIN TO PELT BATGIRL WITH SPECIAL FATWA ROCKS.
BATGIRL
Ouch oohyah stop that!
ROBIN
Holy crusade against infidels this is giving me a Fatwa pole.
THE YIDDLER STARTS TO SLOWLY BUILD A WALL ACROSS THE ROOM
YIDDLER
Oh Muslim Fool
I'll own you all
With my evil
Jewdo
Separation
Wall
