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At The BCG Christmas Party
Persecution complex, VV?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 12 2010, 3:05 PM GMTPersecution complex, VV?
It's been suggested before, Matt, but with your learned opinion added to others, I might have to start examining the possibility that everybody loves me really.
This is a personal attack on the BCG members, isn't it? Shouldn't a banning be in order?
You think that if people didn't have something against you, the streets would be running yellow with urine?
Hmm...
This needs no extra work. I'd pop it in Showcase.
Quote: chipolata @ December 12 2010, 3:45 PM GMTThis needs no extra work. I'd pop it in Showcase.
You don't do yourself any favours do you VV?
Quote: Jebsly @ December 12 2010, 3:33 PM GMTYou think that if people didn't have something against you, the streets would be running yellow with urine?
Come round to my local pub for a drink if you don't believe me - and bring your wellies.
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 12 2010, 3:00 PM GMTTHE CAMERA TILTS DOWN TO SHOW THE BOTTOM OF THE DOOR AND WE SEE A WIDE POOL OF TRANSPARENT YELLOWY LIQUID FLOWING OUTWARDS.
It's normally advised not to put camera directions into a script.
Quote: Leevil @ December 12 2010, 3:50 PM GMTIt's normally advised not to put camera directions into a script.
I normally ignore advice.
Quote: Badge @ December 12 2010, 3:47 PM GMT
You don't do yourself any favours do you VV?
It's a bit of fun, Badge.
But, if you want to be serious for a moment, look at the way my recent threads have, without provocation, been PLAGUED and DESTROYED by trolling and off-topicking.
Then tell me this very funny sketch is 'too much'.
Okay, back to the fun.
It's Christmas.
Goodwill to all men (and women), I say.
Shouldn't this be in Showcase?
Quote: bigfella @ December 12 2010, 4:05 PM GMTShouldn't this be in Showcase?
You and Chip should be a double act.
Quote: Ben @ December 12 2010, 3:27 PM GMTThis is a personal attack on the BCG members, isn't it? Shouldn't a banning be in order?
Ben,
Earlier today, Godot put to Tim the following:
Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 12 2010, 2:29 PM GMTAll comedy pillories someone. If you think the line bends happily around fat people or stupid people or labour supporters or the Welsh but not disabled children you're just a confused and sentimental c**t.
Now, I put it to you that the line also doesn't bend around me or around you or around anyone else who dares to call him/herself a comedy writer or even a comedy fan.
If anyone is offended by this sketch, that person is most certainly on the wrong website.
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 12 2010, 4:03 PM GMTBut, if you want to be serious for a moment, look at the way my recent threads have, without provocation, been PLAGUED and DESTROYED by trolling and off-topicking.
This only ever happens to you, right? Or is it that it only ever happens to you in CAPITAL LETTERS?
Merry Christmas though! 
You're wrong if you think people are pissing themselves at your funnies but reluctant to admit it. Nobody here gives enough of a shit to be that crafty.
The two examples of your work I've seen showed no talent at all. I think people are giving you an honest reaction to your writing.
Every now and again someone crops up with something they think is hilarious and goes into a strop when no-one agrees. The audience tells you if you're funny. You don't tell them anything, other than the jokes.
Now make me laugh, you bitch.
Quote: Badge @ December 12 2010, 4:27 PM GMTThis only ever happens to you, right?
Unless I'm much mistaken, no other thread in Showcase has been trolled and I can't find a recent thread in Critique that's suffered the same fate either.
Please don't get me wrong.
I don't harbour any ill-feeling towards the perpetrators
I wrote this sketch cos I thought it very funny and I expected most others to think the same
It's not a 'retaliatory response', I assure you.
