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If I had to fight off an intruder with a piece of food I'd want it to be a coconut.

If you had to fight off any BCG-er, who would it be? I'd like to wrestle with a determined Ellie, myself.

Quote: chipolata @ December 11 2010, 10:16 PM GMT

If I had to fight off an intruder with a piece of food I'd want it to be a coconut.

In the hope that they're shy?

Quote: Ben @ December 11 2010, 10:17 PM GMT

If you had to fight off any BCG-er, who would it be? I'd like to wrestle with a determined Ellie, myself.

I'd fight off zooo. I imagine her as very weak.

Quote: Leevil @ December 11 2010, 10:18 PM GMT

In the hope that they're shy?

>_< More that the intruder would think I'm coming at them with Neil Young's head.

Quote: chipolata @ December 11 2010, 10:21 PM GMT

I'd fight off zooo. I imagine her as very weak.

I gave zooo a big hug once. She wasn't able to escape. Whether that was through entrapment or personal choice, though, I don't know.

Quote: chipolata @ December 11 2010, 10:21 PM GMT

I'd fight off zooo. I imagine her as very weak.

Don't eat enough crusts.
Or is that for curly hair?

Quote: Ben @ December 11 2010, 10:23 PM GMT

I gave zooo a big hug once. She wasn't able to escape. Whether that was through entrapment or personal choice, though, I don't know.

I think you do know...

Don't crush my dreams, zooo. I've already had a depressing night out and now you kick when I'm down. Why, zooo?! Why?! Is it because your sister's middle name is Louise? Is it? Is it really?!

Lol. You big weirdo.

Unfeeling harlot.

Erm, smelly... bumhead.

It's ok, zooo. You don't scare me.

Quote: Ben @ December 11 2010, 10:17 PM GMT

If you had to fight off any BCG-er, who would it be? I'd like to wrestle with a determined Ellie, myself.

I'd want us to be greased up though. It's important.

Ew. A cinnamon raisin bagel but maybe not for much longer after that.

Haha!
The people on here could bring anyone's breakfast up.

Quote: Ben @ December 11 2010, 10:17 PM GMT

If you had to fight off any BCG-er, who would it be? I'd like to wrestle with a determined Ellie, myself.

:D Do you like being beaten by a girl?

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