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Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 11 2010, 4:29 PM GMT

Jesus this is so f**king hilarious. Genius.

Do I detect a sense of sarcasm? Godot? Never!

Made me laugh anyway.

Quote: Chappers @ December 11 2010, 7:58 PM GMT

Do I detect a sense of sarcasm? Godot? Never!

I don't think he's being sarcastic, Chappers. I think he likes it. And so do I.

Is Godot a big racist?

Quote: Badge @ December 11 2010, 8:50 PM GMT

. I think he likes it. And so do I.

I'm shocked

Quote: Badge @ December 11 2010, 8:50 PM GMT

I don't think he's being sarcastic, Chappers. I think he likes it. And so do I.

I did too - but Godot????????????

From his recent posts I fear that Godot finally found that special someone from the internet who would come over to his house and cannabilise his penis, and is currently being boiled into a tasty stew, whilst his murderer posts from his computer. :(

I'll take up Godot's sword then. I didn't find this funny at all, sorry Soots.

That's alright Nils I've seen your face and I couldn't hope to beat that standard of humour.

:D

If we're bumping old horror skits

You had me at the title.
The rest could only be an anti climax ... figuratively speaking.

Anti climax is what I give your mums sister

Nice, kind of.

Title fits in with a long line of worthy porn films-

Bumfight At The OGay Corral

Forrest Hump

Saving Ryan's Privates

BIFF TURNS HIS FACE IS COATED IN A MAGGOTY ZOMBIE SPUNK. is not a scene I ever want to see filmed!

However, I do think it is a funny concept and would make a great spoof trailer.
I would start the first scene at a proper funeral, in a funeral home, with sobbing mourners, when groans are noticed coming from the coffin. The groans are accompanied by knocking and grow louder and faster building to an obvious 'climax', much to the horror & disgust of the mourners. Then as white sheeted dead people burst into the room with obvious erections the voice over announces...

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