My mother aside.
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What is the worst thing you have jizzed on?
Your mothers backside?
Seriously though, is it only men who jizz? What's the female equivilent?
Pre or post death?
Quote: AngieBaby @ December 10 2010, 9:34 PM GMTYour mothers backside?
Seriously though, is it only men who jizz? What's the female equivilent?
Seeing me. 
There used to be someone on here called BlackDhalia who would know the answer to this one.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 10 2010, 11:00 PM GMTThere used to be someone on here called BlackDhalia who would know the answer to this one.
He may be still here.
Quote: Marc P @ December 10 2010, 11:01 PM GMTHe may be still here.
He?
*Regrets starting thread*
Smile or else.
He/she was just someone who started lots of threads along the lines of what is your latest Poo etc.
So I was making a bit of an injokey type post.
Quote: Smile Or Else @ December 10 2010, 11:06 PM GMTHe?
*Regrets starting thread*
Really? And it was such a good one.
Quote: Marc P @ December 10 2010, 11:08 PM GMTReally? And it was such a good one.
Focus!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 10 2010, 11:08 PM GMTSmile or else.
He/she was just someone who started lots of threads along the lines of what is your latest Poo etc.
So I was making a bit of an injokey type post.
What was the best one anyhow?
Every time I think the level of debate on the BCG has reached its nadir, a new low appears for which I was not prepared.
The end of the world is nigh, people, as evidenced by 3 salient developments...
a) this thread
b) the publication & sale of 'A Simples Life', an "autobiography" spawned from a f**king irritant character from a f**king advert for an insurance company
c) Adrian Chiles to front a topical comedy chat show
My advice is to hoard sufficient pills to quietly and humanely take care of yourself and your family when the time finally comes.
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 12 2010, 5:52 AM GMTMy advice is to hoard sufficient pills to quietly and humanely take care of yourself and your family when the time finally comes.
No way! If I'm going I'm taking you all with me. I shall strap myself to the BCG General Discussion forum and blow myself up. You'll thank me later. Think of the virgins.
Quote: roscoff @ December 13 2010, 10:27 AM GMTThink of the virgins.
Eternity with seventy Ann Widdecombes.
There are more virgins on BCG than there are in Heaven.
(Not Ellie, obviously)
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 13 2010, 10:59 AM GMTThere are more virgins on BCG than there are in Heaven.
(Not Ellie, obviously)
I don't know why you have come to the conclusion I am not a virgin.