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Captions Competition - Up for it? Page 23

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 6 2010, 8:32 PM BST
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And the winner of the Gok Wan makeover is...

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It looked good on paper, but George Lucas's original lineup for the Bounty Hunters in The Empire Strikes Back wouldn't make the final edit

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They probably would have let them into the nightclub if the Dalek hadn't been wearing trainers.

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The return of villain '70's Minge' brought discomfort to all the Dr Who cast.

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ July 8 2010, 9:30 AM BST
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"Don't fancy yours much" sniggered the Doctor.
"Yours isn't exactly Catherine Zeta Jones!" retorted the Dalek.

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The Whosual Suspects

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ July 12 2010, 11:31 AM BST
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Somebody had farted, and the Doctor had his suspicions who.

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Despite years of advertising on how to avoid it, the little metal man still had warts all around his cock.

Mm, thought the doc, he doesn't sound jewish ?

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British citizenship affirmation ceremonies confirmed as having wider appeal.

Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2010, 12:57 PM BST

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Doctor: That's the last time I get the bus back from Skarro.

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"Which one of you is waiting for the back, sack, and crack?"

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Chappers soon regretted taking those growth hormones before his blind date.

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The 4.30 to Brighton was cancelled due to the wrong kind of female assassin on the tracks

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 10 2010, 9:43 PM GMT
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"No Officer, I was just out walking the dog. I saw nothing amiss."

EllieJP's Bootcamp instructor was pretty damn strict.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 10 2010, 9:43 PM GMT
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The public were amazed and delighted with the replacement for the Angel of the North.

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Well if you didn't want to get shot then you shouldn't have promised me global warming.

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