I thought it was because you wiped your penis on the curtains after sex.
The old ones are the best.....
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ November 30, 2007, 12:43 AMI thought it was because you wiped your penis on the curtains after sex.
The old ones are the best.....
Well I've never been so shocked in my life
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ November 30, 2007, 12:43 AMI thought it was because you wiped your penis on the curtains after sex.
The old ones are the best.....
Old penises, old curtains or old sexes?
I remember sending an email to my boss, and instead of typing out sales for the month, my fingers slipped and I actually typed "Rot in hell, you and your stinking company, you pig scrotum."
I got gardening leave for a week.
Hahaha!!!!!
Quote: ajp29 @ November 30, 2007, 2:06 AMWell I've never been so shocked in my life
Not even when that 'woman' did it before getting into bed with you last week?
my girlfriend deals with a guy called robert sole. his work's way of shortening their e-mail addresses unfortuntely is the intiial of the christian name, then the full surname.
Quote: SlagA @ November 30, 2007, 1:23 PMI remember sending an email to my boss, and instead of typing out sales for the month, my fingers slipped and I actually typed "Rot in hell, you and your stinking company, you pig scrotum."
I got gardening leave for a week.
Yes, I know what you mean, I feel the need to do that now! In my case, it's someone who thinks he's the boss and likes to cross every t and dot every i when you don't need to, but it means you doing extra work for no reason. He doesn't mind, being a workaholic who works at home at night, and at the weekend, and who would probably have a nervous breakdown if the company closed down or he was made redundant. Sorry, bit of venting here!
My son has a friend called Chris Peacock.
Someone sent me an email saying, "God, I hate you, you loathesome piece of shit." I don't know what it was that they were trying to say.
Another not a typo,but on my sons phone if you try to type 'quiche' with predictive text on it comes up as 'suicide'!
I like the Lucy Porter line about "You know your boyfriend hasn't got the hang of predictive texting when you receive a message saying that he wants to kick your aunt."
Quote: niteowl @ December 2, 2007, 4:09 AMAnother not a typo,but on my sons phone if you try to type 'quiche' with predictive text on it comes up as 'suicide'!
And why is it considered more likely that people are going to write 'love nun' rather than 'love mum'?