What did you say when the police burst in and found you fornicating with an ox?
Quote: sootyj @ December 9 2010, 6:07 PM GMTOh dear
Was that a term of endearment to the ox or horror at seeing the police?
What are you eating? Page 502
No it was a deer, so was perfectly legal.
Quote: sootyj @ December 9 2010, 6:13 PM GMTNo it was a deer, so was perfectly legal.
You have a game license?
AS WELL AS A GAY LICENSE?! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLOLMAOLOL!
Quote: sootyj @ December 9 2010, 5:21 PM GMTI like that one as well, but it can be a bit sticky
I've never had any that was even close to sticky. I do hate it when I twist open the bottle and the slight pressure differential caused by removing it from the fridge blasts a little blob of hot sauce in my eye. 
Why did you scream when the police caught you f**king Susan Boyle and Wagner?
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2010, 6:10 PM GMTIt Was a term of endearment to the ox and horror at seeing the police?
You're no gent, get bent
Hey Ben why aren't you cool?
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2010, 6:14 PM GMTI have a lame license?
AS WELL AS A GAY LICENSE?! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLOLMAOLOL!
Do you prefer sex with a lady or a gent? And what sort of angle is your penis permanently at?
Quote: sootyj @ December 9 2010, 6:16 PM GMTgent. bent
What did yo mama ask you in her last post card?
Quote: Ben @ December 9 2010, 6:19 PM GMTDo you prefer sex with a lady or a gent? And what sort of angle is your penis permanently at?
She should know.....
At the orgy, what were you able to claim about your mother?
Quote: sootyj @ December 9 2010, 6:26 PM GMTin her last
Shocking.
I just had awesome room service. Mushroom and bri fondue on onion toast then sirloin steak with peppercorn sauce, handcut chips and roasted garlic.
I just had a kitkat... the 4 one.
Meatballs for lunch!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 9 2010, 6:33 PM GMTI just had awesome room service. Mushroom and bri fondue on onion toast then sirloin steak with peppercorn sauce, handcut chips and roasted garlic.
Not half as good as my tuna baguette 
I had an amazing brie, cranberry and lettuce sandwich yesterday.
It had grapes in it too, but I took them out. There are limits.
Quote: zooo @ December 10 2010, 1:15 PM GMTI had an amazing brie, cranberry and lettuce sandwich yesterday.
It had grapes in it too, but I took them out. There are limits.
Next they'll be putting onion in with cheese 
Roscoff's what's your killer chat up line?
Quote: roscoff @ December 10 2010, 1:11 PM GMTNot half as good as my tuna baguette
I'm sold!