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Dear Friend,
I am Mrs. Margrét Jóhannsson, a devoted Christian from Iceland who was married to Late Engr. Brown Jóhannsson {PhD} who worked with MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY EXXON AS A DRILLING RIG SUPPLIER in Saudi Arabia for 19 years before he died on the 25th of August, 2008. Before his death, he deposited the sum of 5,142,728.00 Dollars with a bank In Canada.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a church, organization or good person that will utilize this money in good faith by setting up a charity organisation.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and I kept this deposit secret till date, this is why I am taking this decision. Upon your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you as the present beneficiary of this money. Please contact me via my email address on the subject.
Await your responds and God bless you.
Mrs. Margrét Jóhannsson
Email:magrtjhssn1@rogers.com

You should reply and see how long you can string it out for. Although whenever I've tried I've never heard owt back.

Tempting isn't it.

You should definitely do that. Email back and offer all of your bank details and see what they say.

By replying you're telling spybot, crawler or whatever that this is a live email account.

Then brace yourself !

Oh boo.

Quote: Leevil @ December 9 2010, 2:52 PM GMT

You should reply and see how long you can string it out for. Although whenever I've tried I've never heard owt back.

Then watch someone else do it...

http://www.419eater.com/index.php

If anyone can come across the scam buster who insisted on two Nigerians re-enacting the Dead Parrot Sketch before he would continue with the transaction, I'd be obliged to have the link again. Can't remember where I saw it but it's a classic.

:P

OK, found it . .

http://vimeo.com/1449435

I'm in two minds as to whether this is genuine or not.

"Hello my friend! in the first words of your message I wanted to say that I'd like to meet with you. I hope you do not mind? My soul mate is looking for a serious relationship! which I have not had! If you're ready to write me something! I will wait from you the answer!woman from far away Bye bye bye :-) "

Gosh. I think I hear wedding bells!

:D

Quote: Chappers @ September 27 2011, 8:49 PM BST

"Hello my friend! in the first words of your message I wanted to say that I'd like to meet with you. I hope you do not mind? My soul mate is looking for a serious relationship! which I have not had! If you're ready to write me something! I will wait from you the answer!woman from far away Bye bye bye :-) "

Get ya coat Chappers, ya've pulled !

Mind you, I'm not sure if you'll get a full English breakfast in Bukino Faso . . .

At least for this guy, they have full internet access in the refugee camp. And I am his dearest one.

From United Nations Refugee Camp Cote d'Ivoire.
Fulbert Djourou.
105 Rue de Jardin,
Cocody, Abidjan.

Cote D'Ivoire.

Dearest one.

Please excuse me for the sudden intrusion in your private life.

However, I'm Fulbert Djourou from Cote d'ivoire, please I'm begging you to save us out of this war

torn country caused by the presidential elections last month that the incumbent president

Laurent Gbagbo lost clearly to Dr. Allassan Quattara but instead to hand over power to him he refused and this sparked the war.

Futhermore, my father was the Minister of Petroleum with the former regime but was

assasinated last month by the militials loyal to incumbent president Luarent Gbagbo who lost the
elections as our house was burnt down and my mother and two sisters also lost thier lives

now I'm left with my junour sister Caroline just five years old and we are in the UN refugee

camp.Hope you are current with what is going on in my Country Cote d'Ivoire;if not then listen to the B.B.C, C.N.N, France24 and other international medias.

However after the burning of our house I was couragous to return to the rubbles of our burned house after two days and discovered a deposit Certificate and agreements my late father made with a bank here worth 9.500.000 US$ WILL to me as the only son of the family in a save inside the wrekage of the burn house,so this prompted me to contact you for this evacuation/transfer help to your Country for our resettlements and the futhering of our education.The war situation in this Country has became a man hunt as members of the incumbent regime are killing opposition members and thier families and suppoters everywhere,it's a shame to democracy here,please save our lives and future as koillings and fighting is still going on everywhere.

Sir,I beg you help evacuate us out of this Country for it's horrible here so that we can save our lives, We are presently at the UN refugee camp here in Abidjan, so contact me immediately so that I can give you more informations for we actully need you help.

Thanks and may God Almighty bless you and your family as I hope to hear from you.

Regards,

Yours Sincerily

Fulbert Djourou.

I did laugh out loud at "However after the burning of our house I was couragous to return to the rubbles of our burned house after two days and discovered a deposit Certificate and agreements my late father made with a bank here worth 9.500.000 US$ WILL to me as the only son of the family in a save inside the wrekage of the burn house".

You'll have sent him your bank details, of course?

Quote: roscoff @ December 9 2010, 3:51 PM BST

I'm oooot!

Dear Friend,
I am Mrs. Margrét Jóhannsson, a devoted Christian from Iceland who was married to Late Engr. Brown Jóhannsson {PhD} who worked with MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY EXXON AS A DRILLING RIG SUPPLIER in Saudi Arabia for 19 years before he died on the 25th of August, 2008. Before his death, he deposited the sum of 5,142,728.00 Dollars with a bank In Canada.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a church, organization or good person that will utilize this money in good faith by setting up a charity organisation.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and I kept this deposit secret till date, this is why I am taking this decision. Upon your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you as the present beneficiary of this money. Please contact me via my email address on the subject.
Await your responds and God bless you.
Mrs. Margrét Jóhannsson
Email:magrtjhssn1@rogers.com

419eaters will do things, like reply, to those

http://www.419eater.com/

They spend their time winding up scammers

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