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Quote: David Bussell @ November 29 2010, 3:34 PM GMT

They can die? The only way I've seen them snuff it is when I've killed them for insubordination.

I considered that but the reward is too slight for all the time I'd have to spend looking for water and somewhere to sleep.

I put the wacky wasteland trait thing on for this play and so far everything seems to be the same except I got attacked by a bunch of rolling pin wielding old women for being a poofter.

Yeah, in Hardcore mode I can't keep Boone alive.

Haven't tried the wacky waistland perk yet. Rolling pins, eh?? Laughing out loud

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 29 2010, 11:17 PM GMT

Yeah, in Hardcore mode I can't keep Boone alive.

I would have assumed he'd be the easiest to keep alive, given he's a sniper. Some of the melee-oriented guys... nightmare. And the dog? Forget it.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 29 2010, 11:58 PM GMT

I would have assumed he'd be the easiest to keep alive, given he's a sniper. Some of the melee-oriented guys... nightmare. And the dog? Forget it.

He keeps running into the middle of the fight and gets himself killed.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 29 2010, 4:09 PM GMT

I want Fable 3. Someone buy me it.

I'm getting it for Chrizzle. Can't wait - Fable 2 was just willystiffingly good.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 30 2010, 9:16 AM GMT

I'm getting it for Chrizzle. Can't wait - Fable 2 was just willystiffingly good.

I haven't played either of the first two- I don't know why.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 30 2010, 9:16 AM GMT

Fable 2 was just willystiffingly good.

Did you mean to say it was atrocious?

I have it. I played it up until the point I found a secret way into some giant underground, underwater secret temple thing. Somebody obviously went to great expense and spent a lot of time to build this thing, obviously to conceal something of great importance.

I opened the main treasure chest and found a book that taught my dog how to do a trick.

Utterly retarded.

:D Sounds brilliant.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 30 2010, 1:23 PM GMT

:D Sounds brilliant.

You'd love it Nat. The player's character communicates with others entirely through emoticons.

I'm not even joking. In Fable 2, Phat Loot = New Emoticon. It's the stupidest game I ever played.

Have you got it on XBox or PS3?

Xbox

Was going to offer to buy it from you, but you're on the poo console :P

Check out the voice actors in Fable 3. Among others Ben Kingsley, John Cleese, Simon Pegg, Bernard Hill, Stephen Fry, Zoe Wannamaker, and Jonathan Ross?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JG5MorUm_8&feature=related

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 30 2010, 1:48 PM GMT

Was going to offer to buy it from you, but you're on the poo console :P

Wouldn't have worked anyway. I microwaved the disc in disgust, to prevent it falling into others' hands.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 30 2010, 1:15 PM GMT

Did you mean to say it was atrocious?

I have it. I played it up until the point I found a secret way into some giant underground, underwater secret temple thing. Somebody obviously went to great expense and spent a lot of time to build this thing, obviously to conceal something of great importance.

I opened the main treasure chest and found a book that taught my dog how to do a trick.

Utterly retarded.

But the expressions and tricks are part of the joy. You can train your dog to rip an enemy's throat out when he's on the floor. You can even train him to piss all over somebody when you point and laugh at them. I did it to a farmer who was crying because I'd just robbed him and shot his wife. All innocent fun!

http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-gb&brand=msn%20video&from=sp&vid=c7f8a884-14d7-4e40-b54b-3ad531f70651 Ooooh.

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