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Quote: zooo @ December 8 2010, 9:12 PM GMT

There's loads of rich poets! And you can be poet laureate.

I can't imagine most poetry collections are big sellers.

Depends which poet you are!

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2010, 9:12 PM GMT

There's loads of rich poets! And you can be poet laureate.

Byron would really hate me if I did that. But maybe!

I won't tell him if you don't!

Robyn, sainsburys had big boxes of jacobs cracker selections for half price, so it's worth a look.

I dyed my hair.

Robyn, sainsburys had big boxes of jacobs cracker selections for half price, so it's worth a look.

I dyed my hair.

What colour have your dyed your hair, Nat? Aubergine?

Oh THAT kind of cracker.

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2010, 11:29 PM GMT

Oh THAT kind of cracker.

Ha! Probably not. Either way, they're still a bargain.

Quote: Ben @ December 8 2010, 11:26 PM GMT

What colour have your dyed your hair, Nat? Aubergine?

Just a slightly different shade I'd dark brown. Nothing exciting.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 8 2010, 9:08 PM GMT

Great. Thanks guys. Unimpressed

I'll just sell my soul writing advert jingles and greeting cards.

you should be so lucky

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 8 2010, 8:48 PM GMT

Haha! Maybe I will!

I need to think of something to get for our mini Christmas party on Friday. I have been assigned as the person to get crackers, but where can I get nice, cheap ones?

99p shop in muswell hill.

I'm still wondering which type of cracker Robyn meant.
I'm not sure I'll sleep! :O

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 8 2010, 9:17 PM GMT

I can't imagine most poetry collections are big sellers.

I gave a print of my Dad's war poems to the Oxfam shop a few weeks ago. Today I found it unsold in the racks at £1.99

Quote: bigfella @ December 5 2010, 12:38 PM GMT

Billy Bragg is a socialist, not a rebel.

Billy Bragg is just the poor man's Billy Bragg... Unimpressed

Ellie is annoyed at some people in her office for being ungrateful buggers.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 9 2010, 9:18 AM GMT

Ellie is annoyed at some people in her office for being ungrateful buggers.

Was it oral sex day. My personal fave to be honest.

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