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Smug 'I've bought all my Family Presents'Thread

None of them read the BSG so I can tell you lot what i've bought

Monopoly and Cluedo for my Sister and her Boyfriend
Bourne Trilogy and Pirates of the Carribean Tilogy on DVD for my Dad
Tales of the City, More Tales of the City and another book with Tales of the City for me Mum
Big Train on DVD for my Brother
Chocolate for my Grandma

:D (Smug face)

Nintendo Wii - for me Mother & Step Dad

and nothing for brother living rent free for a year is present enough I think

Quote: Gavin @ December 1, 2007, 6:10 PM

Nintendo Wii - for me Mother & Step Dad

and nothing for brother living rent free for a year is present enough I think

How the heck did you get a Wii they're like gold dust :O

Because my good friend I used to work nigt in Tescos and the reason their so hard to find is night staff buy them all when they come in on the truck lol :) Not what ya know ;)

Quote: ajp29 @ December 1, 2007, 6:12 PM

How the heck did you get a Wii they're like gold dust :O

:O is exactly how he got a Wii, I reckon.

Mum: Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Dad: Avalon by Roxy Music
Brother: little RC helicopter
Sister: Jerry Springer the Opera (excellent; I recommend it)
Grandma: Electric Fly Swatter

I bought my grandma an electric razor.

Quote: Retinend @ December 1, 2007, 9:34 PM

Brother: little RC helicopter

One of those Picoo things, or whatever they're called?

Quote: Retinend @ December 1, 2007, 9:34 PM

Sister: Jerry Springer the Opera (excellent; I recommend it)

Mind-numbingly dull!

I've done all my pressie shopping and now my bank account looks....well.....pathetic!

Teary

So MANY presents left ot get.

Quote: Aaron @ December 1, 2007, 10:31 PM

One of those Picoo things, or whatever they're called?

?? It's got a little foam body and it spins around like crazy when it takes off. It fits in your hand. £12.

Quote: Aaron @ December 1, 2007, 10:31 PM

Mind-numbingly dull!

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AJP did you buy granny chocolate willies?
Well I have brought zero pressies so far. Its alright for you AJP you dont have young men to buy for. I have two kids who have sucked any spare money from my purse for years. Infact thinking about that. F**k them. They have had enough of me. The greedy c**ts.

This is a great thread for burgulars!

Anyone who can hack the BSG server will have a field day!

If anybody breaks into my gaff I'll get up and help them look, we can split it 60/40 in their favour if we find owt!

Quote: Charley @ December 2, 2007, 12:26 AM

Well I have brought zero pressies so far. Its alright for you AJP you dont have young men to buy for. I have two kids who have sucked any spare money from my purse for years. Infact thinking about that. F**k them. They have had enough of me. The greedy c**ts.

Why not buy them some ammunition?

Quote: Charley @ December 2, 2007, 12:26 AM

AJP did you buy granny chocolate willies?
Well I have brought zero pressies so far. Its alright for you AJP you dont have young men to buy for. I have two kids who have sucked any spare money from my purse for years. Infact thinking about that. F**k them. They have had enough of me. The greedy c**ts.

To my knowledge i've never knowingly bough anyone chocolate willies Laughing out loud

Kids today they don't know they're born... thats why they act like c**ts :)

P.S. I apologise for the bad language Charley started it :P

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