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Nada. Might wander round the german market. Might dye my hair and have a nice bath. And eat a donut.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 7 2010, 4:40 PM GMT

Nada. Might wander round the german market. Might dye my hair and have a nice bath. And eat a donut.

It beats working

Quote: zooo @ December 7 2010, 4:26 PM GMT

Coool!
He's weird, I like him.

He certainly A LOT less annoying than the little bald bloke.

Quote: Leevil @ December 7 2010, 4:46 PM GMT

He certainly A LOT less annoying than the little bald bloke.

Ha. Aaron saw him once.
Now we just need to spot Ortis and the women and we have a full set.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ December 7 2010, 4:41 PM GMT

It beats working

Oh I have to work throught the day. I have the nights to kill though.

Quote: zooo @ December 7 2010, 4:52 PM GMT

Ha. Aaron saw him once.
Now we just need to spot Ortis and the women and we have a full set.

:D

Hotel fire alarm. Everyone evacuated. Freezing cold. Handbag in room containing gloves and cigarettes. Food was just about to be delivered. BIG FAIL.

Birmingham sucks nothing good can ever come from there

Except Jasper Carrott

Robyn managed to fall over in the street while walking home. :(

Commiserations.

Streets are arse holes, was it icy?

I fear slipping over and exploding on contact with the pavement like an over stuffed bin liner full of dog meat.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 7 2010, 6:09 PM GMT

Hotel fire alarm. Everyone evacuated. Freezing cold. Handbag in room containing gloves and cigarettes. Food was just about to be delivered. BIG FAIL.

*curses as Plot # 3 to kill Wicksy fails*

Time to unleash the Kraken Chip?

(smirks knowing Birmingham is the most landlocked place in the UK)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 7 2010, 6:19 PM GMT

Robyn managed to fall over in the street while walking home. :(

I fell over last week. It's what all the cool kids are doing.

Quote: sootyj @ December 7 2010, 6:26 PM GMT

Time to unleash the Kraken Chip?

(smirks knowing Birmingham is the most landlocked place in the UK)

How little you know, Soots! Harrison Ford, Bill Clinton and my uncle have all been on the canals there.

Quote: chipolata @ December 7 2010, 6:25 PM GMT

*curses as Plot # 3 to kill Wicksy fails*

The words cut me deep, Chip :(

am back in the hotel now. Cock knows when my food will be here :(

Quote: chipolata @ December 7 2010, 6:29 PM GMT

How little you know, Soots! Harrison Ford, Bill Clinton and my uncle have all been in my anal there.

A fine boast, but I don't get the relevance?

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